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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Emily, Sep 28, 2011.
Tell us about your dreams and aspierations
My dream is to be the Supreme Overlord Dictator of the World. I would permaban niggers and faggots(not the gay kind, unless they're being a faggot). Then I would have a an army of retards because even though they're retards they have the strength of a gorilla. I would put them on the frontlines to suicide bomb on any enemy infaltries while my real soldiers (who's on the brink of a steroid overdose) gets ready kill anyone who rejects me. I would name my army "SUPER MEGA ALPHA WOLF SQUADRON IV".
I wanna lose my virginity before I turn 21.
Call me. We'll talk.
With someone I genuinely like.
Not talking 'bout anal virginity btw
Well can't win em all. Good luck still.
I'd like to finish my legal studies one day. I don't want to be selling baked goods forever, but I tend to be too lazy to actually study for the exams, or show up to the lectures.
god give me strangth.
want to go to Amsterdam and buy a hooker. smoke some weed infront of the cops while im there
i want to be able to support my parents in their old age....
i'm very worried about it....
win the $200 million powerball lottery...
that way i get about $100 million tax free &
can become a philanthropist.
I want to see the curvature of the earth, and start up a business in a developing country.
i want to piss off as many people as humanly possible.
sadly my attempts to do so usually end with me becoming popular.
i am a failure at life.
I want to kill people
I want to beee with you
and make believe with youuu
and live in harmony harmony OH LOOOOVEEEE
I want to accidentally an entire master race.
Is a philanthropist a person who does lots of coke and has no responsibilities? Because that sounds pretty good, but make it more like $900 million.
philanthropy =the practice of performing charitable or benevolent actions
My ASPIRATION is to not live on this planet anymore.
Life goals are for utopianists. I'm just glad I'm alive.
i really want to be able to cum endlessly in massive amounts.
it would make filling up these milk cartons go alot faster.
To exterminate one species of animal, preferably pandas
I want to:
a. Start a small indie-folk/pop group.
b. Create SMYD, a blog on the topic of personal feeling about internet culture and stuff.
c. Have fagsex.
d. Buy a Mac
e. Unite the world. I'll call it the Union of Erde.
f. Have a spontaneous orgasm.
g. Do your mom.
Get out of basement. Need "get out of basement free" card.
The only thing on this list you have a chance of accomplishing is g.
She's pretty easy, just get your shots before you have a crack at her.
you have good taste in computers!
1) Kill (Atleast) 5 Jews, Muslims, and or Fagots
2)Eat as many of them as I can without getting Kuru
3)Kill a complete innocent person and eat them
4)Commit a rape
5)Commit Necrophilia (May go with #4)
6)Parachute at least once
7)Go to atleast 20 cross burnings
10)Make Genuine Love
Purchase private island and have a fortress build on it. stock it with enough supplies for years and live there the rest of my life in comfort. Or a more realistic goal since I obviously can't afford a goddamn island is move deeper into the country side, all because I don't want any neighbors.