Goals you want to accomplish in life

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  1. Emily

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    Tell us about your dreams and aspierations
     
  2. m450n_yuno

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    My dream is to be the Supreme Overlord Dictator of the World. I would permaban niggers and faggots(not the gay kind, unless they're being a faggot). Then I would have a an army of retards because even though they're retards they have the strength of a gorilla. I would put them on the frontlines to suicide bomb on any enemy infaltries while my real soldiers (who's on the brink of a steroid overdose) gets ready kill anyone who rejects me. I would name my army "SUPER MEGA ALPHA WOLF SQUADRON IV".
     
  3. Emily

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    I wanna lose my virginity before I turn 21.
     
  4. m450n_yuno

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    Call me. We'll talk.
     
  5. Emily

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    With someone I genuinely like.
    Not talking 'bout anal virginity btw
     
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    Well can't win em all. Good luck still.
     
  7. Lloyd

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    I'd like to finish my legal studies one day. I don't want to be selling baked goods forever, but I tend to be too lazy to actually study for the exams, or show up to the lectures.
     
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    want to go to Amsterdam and buy a hooker. smoke some weed infront of the cops while im there
     
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    i want to be able to support my parents in their old age....
    i'm very worried about it....

    dream goal:
    win the $200 million powerball lottery...
    that way i get about $100 million tax free &
    can become a philanthropist.
     
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    I want to see the curvature of the earth, and start up a business in a developing country.
     
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    i want to piss off as many people as humanly possible.

    sadly my attempts to do so usually end with me becoming popular.

    i am a failure at life.
     
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    I want to beee with you
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    and live in harmony harmony OH LOOOOVEEEE
     
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  17. Flu

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    Is a philanthropist a person who does lots of coke and has no responsibilities? Because that sounds pretty good, but make it more like $900 million.
     
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    philanthropy =the practice of performing charitable or benevolent actions
     
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    Life goals are for utopianists. I'm just glad I'm alive.
     
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    i really want to be able to cum endlessly in massive amounts.

    it would make filling up these milk cartons go alot faster.
     
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    To exterminate one species of animal, preferably pandas
     
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    I want to:

    a. Start a small indie-folk/pop group.
    b. Create SMYD, a blog on the topic of personal feeling about internet culture and stuff.
    c. Have fagsex.
    d. Buy a Mac
    e. Unite the world. I'll call it the Union of Erde.
    f. Have a spontaneous orgasm.
    g. Do your mom.
     
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    Get out of basement. Need "get out of basement free" card.
     
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    The only thing on this list you have a chance of accomplishing is g.

    She's pretty easy, just get your shots before you have a crack at her.
     
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    1) Kill (Atleast) 5 Jews, Muslims, and or Fagots
    2)Eat as many of them as I can without getting Kuru
    3)Kill a complete innocent person and eat them
    4)Commit a rape
    5)Commit Necrophilia (May go with #4)
    6)Parachute at least once
    7)Go to atleast 20 cross burnings
    8)Quit Cocaine
    9)Smoke DMT
    10)Make Genuine Love
     
  30. Nuclear war

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    Purchase private island and have a fortress build on it. stock it with enough supplies for years and live there the rest of my life in comfort. Or a more realistic goal since I obviously can't afford a goddamn island is move deeper into the country side, all because I don't want any neighbors.