Gloat thread

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by MrGask, May 18, 2013.

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  1. MrGask

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    >This is the story all about how
    >EDF got flipped turned upside down
    >And i'd like to take a minute, just go with the flow
    >I'll tell ya how we killed a bot named BMO

    >In Shitpost Metropolis, with the gays and the straights
    >In the shoutbox we spent most of our days,
    >Spergin' out, hacking, hard fappin' all cool,
    >Scriptin' with some kiddies in their high school.

    >When a couple of nigs, they were up to no good
    >Started spawning spambots in the neighborhood
    >Gask got in one little fight and zaiger got pissed
    >And said, "I'm sick of your bullshit, you're on the BAN LIST"

    >I whistled for nobody and they crawlled out the woods
    >Started spamming in my place, saying "Gask still got the goods!"
    >If anything I could beg to be let back on the forum
    >But I thought nah, forget it, gotta have some decorum
    >I got my account back two or three days later
    >Rose up from the grave like a Beefrave/Rev amalgamator
    >Looked in on the furom, I was back in place
    >So I made this thread to rub my e-peen in Dr. Rice's face.

    My thanks to (in no particular order) @Atomic_Joe , @uberfukken , @oddguy , @Sugar Bombs, @Fraud Based Economy , @scumhook , @ zaiger , @Rock , @HeliosOne @ anyone else I forgot

    Suck a dick @Dr. Rice @Meepsheep @ bmo @ all of meep's bots and socks.

    That's all the gloating for now. This is now a spider man dance party.
    http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBDA5FC49B009A80D

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  2. phobossOfLulzsec

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    That's a cool story Elijah William Hampton
     
  3. Popcorn

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    Does anyone else think Elijah William Hampton is mad?
     
  5. MrGask

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  7. Atomic_Joe

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    Music appropriate.
     
  8. MrGask

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    scared face. scared face. scared face. scared face. scared face. scared face.

    Funny how the faildox Meep pulled off peoplefinder don't have a picture to go with them.
     
  9. lulzbomb

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    LOL now the forums feel normal again,and with that .............Back to the furfaggotry portal.
     
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    MrGask is a cornerstone of our community. You fucked with the wrong bull.

    And to answer your question,

    scared face.
     
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  12. Solution

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    Hahahaahahahahahhahahahahh, Welcome Back Baby!
    If you had tits I'd kiss ya!
     
  13. lulzbomb

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    Why is that stoping you?
     
  14. Solution

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    I feel that Gasks approach for some sweet embrace would be far less creepy if he did so gliding on a pair of 7" stilettos, in a low cut red cocktail dress barley clinging over firm 34DDs and lips glowing of shiseido lacquer rouge...
    Well at lest, it seems to me, less creepy than the cum strained fur suit you would have him in.
     
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  17. MrGask

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  18. minty

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    ooohhhh guuuurrrrllll, that's some good shit right there

    you shop at sephora?
     
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    @Solution 's got a good eye.
     
  20. Solution

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    Oh I KNOW GURL, SEPHORA NEEDS TO OPEN A SHOP IN MY POWDER ROOM!

    Lol, I know way to much about that shit.
    I dated a girl in high school that was driven to the next big makeup artist to the stars. She used to write weekly fan letters to Bobbi Brown. That was my last time dating "hot but stupid". I was done with her some where in-between her fucking dog eating & shitting out my bone septum spike and during our senior trip with her laying on a beach in Cancun drunk loudly crying, desperately trying to finger sand clots out of her vagina.
    I remember thinking that I didn't want stupid kids.
     
  21. WorthlessPost

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    Is there a short explanation for people that have no knowledge of the drama? I'm not reading all the shit.
     
  22. Solution

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    what?! Ahhh hell no! Lol! Fuck! Bull shit! Yay!!!!! Yawn.

    That about sums it up, yw.
     
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    Mostly I'm wondering if The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae is still an embarrassment. Has that changed?
     
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  25. Solution

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    Oh yes, he saved the day is now our hero!
    Yay The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae!
     
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  27. lulzbomb

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    Na hes fine with out the moscot outfit.
     
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  30. MrGask

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    Nope Imma nignog. See:
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