Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

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    Playing songs on your ipod while pretending to turn dials and bobbing your head requires vast talent
     
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    It's still performing.. it may not look like much, but preparing and playing a banging set for few hours isn't all that easy, and you have to improvise and listen a lot, and the controllers aren't just for fading and crossfading, they're also aplying effects and filters, playing back samples and some can even play with synthesizers.. but you're kinda right, you gotta have a good time at the same time.. :) the booty shaking is definitely a + in my book..
     
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    what attracts you to this girl?

    The huge blackhead, or the fact she has no arms?
     
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    Is it strange that the first thing I paid attention to was those two guys ordering some Kvass?
     
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    Feminine and sexy. A lost art.

    Would smash.
     
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    That stand loved me. I'd come back every ten minutes for more.
     
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    No arms = cant fight back.
     
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    No arms means more head.
     
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    Where is the guy counter-part to this thread?
     
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    idk bro
     
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    to start with Ava Devine. I dont know how many days, months, and maybe years. My dick would be like the Excalibur insider her ass.
     
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    She looks like a tranny

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    In the edit, she can handle a big dick slamming unlike I've ever seen.
     
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    Wife material, that is.
     
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    Bring her on Ava Devine.
     
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    I dont even understand how these two statements are relevant to each other
     
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    they arent. hes retarded and probably from india. they like raunchy nasty looking porn stars.
     
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    The best i can translate it to is

    "i like to watch guys with big dicks fuck brown trannies"
     
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    maybe he means he likes the trannies to have big dicks , in which case i concur.

    nothing worse than a baby dicked tranny.
     
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    Dude theres nothing worse than those trannies with those thin perpetually curved dicks that look like someones glued on a crooked finger

    I like my women to either have man dicks or no dicks
     
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    True dat, i was at pron expo once and never have i seen such creeps and in such vast numbers.. me being there didn't really help either. :D
     
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