Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Stormtrooper, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. turbogook

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    be all like the kool-aid man, but with my dick
     
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    Aww you get emasculated by well built women.

    That's cute :3
     
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    I thought it was muslims that get emasculated from women who don't know their place
     
  4. Likeicare

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    You raped her yet
     
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    nope
     
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    Pathetic stalker and not man enough to even do the job

    Lol
     
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    if I was ever going to engage in that I would not be talking on the internet about it.
     
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    So she goes to Glyndwr University in Wrexham yeah?
     
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    Hmmmmm i feel like you'd say that even if it was true....but ok
     
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    MEGA DICK ATTACK
     
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  13. turbogook

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    MINE IS THE DICK THAT WILL SNU SNU THE HEAVENS
     
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    Nothing like muscle bitches eh?
     
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    I do like fit women.

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    I just want to show her my filth. >:)
     
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    I'm pretty sure I've seen that in Silent Hill or Resident Evil.
     
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    I was thinking more like Dark Souls
     
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    its women like this that create nihilists
     
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    do drugs and bust in her four or five times
     
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    All natural.
     
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    even her penis?
     
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    She's a British prostitute.

    @Likeicare have fun.
     
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