Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Stormtrooper, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. $$Trooper

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    It's not just about football

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    my girlfried has one. I fucking hate the little black bastard
     
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    I don't think so, i know so.
    I had a cat and it was retarded as hell.
     
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    Trauma from sexual abuse, and well u know it, Bruise Boy

    Yeah, yeah...the cat were yours etc...
     
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    I didn't fuck the cat, bitch was waaaay too small for me.
    Can't tell you how many times the cat would wait til everyone was asleep and start screaming its head off at fucking nothing.
     
  7. CallMeMaggot

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    U definitely need the Power of Zen there. And some adhesive tape.
     
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    i am using the power of zen right now.
    feels goodman
     
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    No, no...u need the powa to rip the lil bastard in two...and the tape to close it back around ur cock. Like a furry sandwich, u know...
     
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    But i can masturbate without touching myself at all, i can jerk off on the train and nobody will know.
     
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    We could probably have quite a few laughs at oddos expense with this power of zen thing :D
     
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    I like how we've moved from fit girls to cats. One sort of pussy to another if you like
     
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    Ok controversial choice here but:
    Sarah Brown, Gordon browns wife.
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    A bit of a dog I know but I bet she's fucking filthy in bed
     
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    Same as with Smokey...plus, if u are cunning enough to assemble it back with the tail upwards, laying in ur belly, when u come u can catch the rocket before it splashes onto ur chest... even more ninja, as u can see
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    Fact. I already can feel the hunger from here.
     
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    Alright, this is going to sound weird but please bear with me.

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    CNN is always on in the lunch room and this woman is always babbling about something in her excessive eye makeup that her coke-bottle glasses magnifies. I'm not usually into cougars, but the thought of throat-fucking a CNN anchor into silence and then using my slobber-coated dick to wipe the several pounds of eyeshadow off her face excites me.

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  18. CallMeMaggot

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    I know dat feel bro...that grimace is begging for some patriarcal lesson in rod shape
     
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    Let me add to your list of Fox News employees that should be fucked in the ass.

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    She's MSNBC CNN now.

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    Niiiiiiceee

    Some anchor girls from spanish TV:

    Pilar Rubio
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    Sara Carbonero

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    Anna Simón

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    Lara Alvarez

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    brb, subscribing to Spanish Satellite TV...
     
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    you fucking continentals have all the fun don't you? ;)
     
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    What I wouldn't give to have those legs wrapped round my hips...
     
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    The .gifs, baby.

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    I'd let her cupp my balls. I nicknamed them S and E.
     
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    You guys won the thread
     
  27. CallMeMaggot

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    I call mine Junior and the other one, Downy

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    The stare on the first pic is what kills me.

    How lewd of her.
     
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    Any more? You know, for science of course
     
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