Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

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  1. MrGask

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    More of this, less of everything else.

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    Usually these mugshots are used to embarrass celebrities, but she still looks hot as sun blasted pavement.
    The same with these candid 'about the town' shots.
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    I have never seen a picture of Jamie Pressly that didn't make me shift to hide my chub.
     
  2. Moscow

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    I lol'd.
    but seriously, I like the sound of that. *note to self: take a trip to the good ol' US of A at some point*

    as a side note, will a northern accent make any diffence or do those dumb hick girld prefer RP?
     
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    You think hicks in the US would know the difference? They'd ask a Belgian if he lives next to "'dat der castle da queen lives in."

    If you can fake an Oxford, that would probably be more convincing. I, however, will always giggle at your pictish mannerisms, affectations, and ways. Come to think of it, England sounds a lot like Pennsylvania. Barbarians at either end, civilization in the middle (prior to 1980). Well, actually, hicks in the middle. But between the urban negroid and a hick, I'd have to say the hick is more civilized. At least he owns the dilapidated 4-wheeled rectangular prism he lives in.
     
  4. Solution

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    Fuck me, that sounds like a blast! @Moscow I'll meet you there!
    Btw, have you ever drank 211 and/or back yard wrestled? Fuck you're in for a treat.
     
  5. Moscow

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    I really don't know what it is about that sort of woman that turns me on so much.

    haha, true, I suppose if they're dumb enough to be fooled by an english accent than I doubt they'll care that it's a northern one as opposed to a southern nonce one.

    I don't even know what a 211 is. and the last time I tried wrestling someone I was incredibly drunk anyway. we both ended up on our arses. Hell, sounds like fun though!
     
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    also, I feel obliged to say fuck you to @Solution for introducing me to insane south african techno rap bollocks. I hate myself for enjoying this.
     
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    Any woman from Sweden would be alright.
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    Actually, it would be more than alright. It would amazing. If I traveled there without a handler/behavior controller, I'd never come back to America. I'd be a homeless man just sitting outside women's windows masturbatin'.
     
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    is it supposed to be special negroid beer or something?
     
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    Kinda....

    More like....

    It's honestly, at it's core, a unifing force amongst of the many groups of 'Mericans considered "Trash"
    It can be found in the Ghettos of California to the vast Trailer Parks of Kansas, all along the gulf coast and in the stomach of every single Georgian.

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    11m.
     
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    I lost my shit. All of it.

    This bizzaro Donnie Darko meets saturday morning cartoons shit is the best summation of what a 211 bender feels like, near as I can tell. And now a chicken-or-egg question: When you drink SR does your fucks given level decrease to .2, or are you drinking SR because your fucks given level is already at .2?
     
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    500_1000.
    I'd knock the stuffin' outta her muffin!
     
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    I would also tear her from poo hole to goo hole.
     
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    Dem bathplug nipples. [​IMG]


    bus.
    She can drive my bus any day.
     
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    oh dear gasko, she's not exactly the prettiest whore we've had int his thread is she?
     
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    I suppose. Yet she is still far from the ugliest.
     
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    true, but she's definitely past her sell by date.
     
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    The Ghetto Chupacabras right out of FacialAbuse!

    How charming.
     
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    It is easier to sexually humiliate a girl if you know you aren't going to want to look her in the face anyway.
     
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    She will become...ARSEFACE GURL!!11!!
     
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    Still the law says no.
     
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    Behold, Quinne. :oops:
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    yussssssssss :circlejerk:
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    aaaaaaand this is the shot that gets me every time. :foreveralone:



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