Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

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  1. Flushinstein

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    I feel you, bro!! Lol
     
  2. Flushinstein

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    image.
    Then lets keep that ball in the air! Lol
     
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  3. uberfukken

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    There are no brakes on the fap train

    Gianna Michaels

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    Flower Tucci

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    Candy Nicole

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  4. Flushinstein

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    Okay my serve. Lets kick it up a notch! Bam!!
     

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    Fucking oops, lemme try again! Lol image.
     
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    Another notch

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  8. Flushinstein

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    Okay, my turn. image.
     
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    Is it me or have we usurped stormy's thread going from waifu, to women with something to actually offer a guy!! Lol
     
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    enjoy your cellulite
     
  11. Flushinstein

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    It's like a rip tide... Keeps drawing you back in!! Lol
     
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    One last one for the day, I promise! :) image.
     
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    Someone bring a life preserver, I'll float on this all night :Rape:

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    And one more for the road

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  15. Flushinstein

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    Okay, you talked me into one more, UF. image.
     
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  16. uberfukken

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    i have no intentions of stopping this

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    Being fat is not ok.
     
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    Don't knock it till you tried it :preston:

    LMAO at the last 10 images, Yall fucking trollin
     
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    I guess that depends on how you define trolling.

    What amuses me is how nobody bats an eye at the 26 pages of barely legal pussy, but if someone comes around and posts pics of bbw pornstars they get called a sick fuck and a troll.

    I'm glad you all like your quote/unquote "women" to look like 19 year old emo cutters with the physique of a bean pole.

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    As for me, I'll stamp the fire right out of dat ass.
     
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    Isn't this like the 5th or so post on this theme this week?
     
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    Living in Chicago for so long has surely gone to your brain. If you don't make it out of that desolate city soon you will acquire a fondness for Hi-Point firearms, wearing your pants around your knees, tipping poorly, and buying 40 year old luxury cars for the nice piece of plastic on the hood.

    Come back to the acceptable light, bro. There's nothing but darkness (metaphorically and literally) down that road.

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    I already said you can keep your bean pole twinks. My preferences are set in stone and the reason I've kept quiet about them is because of social normality nazis like yourself with ass-backwards posts like that.
     
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    wouldn't mind a bit of that
     
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    and it was all going so well...

    would bang
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    Would not bang. due to her being a hideous anti-boner.
     
  28. Solution

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    Moscow, pls.
    I thought you were a gentleman, however your AIDS basters palate is clearly unrefined...
    Exotic white trash sluts are the very height of skin flute sophistication.

    Also

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  29. Moscow

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    my apologies for not enjoying anorexic munters with mullets that look like wigs with voices like sqeaky dog toys.
    however, dem tittays around the 4:25-4:35 mark and lol @ the ending.

    also... mmm trailer trash. sweet delicious trailer trash
     
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    I'm an evil Scotsman and my name is Jock
    I could easily introduce you to some bangable trailer trash if you're ever in the states. We'll just use your English accent and claim you're the Duke of Dakota (Don't worry, these stupid fucks don't know US geography much less English geography. They'll just assume we jacked the name "Dakota" just like "York" or "Richmond.")

    You will get to bang said trailer trash in her defecation dispenser. Then eventually they'll figure out you're not royalty when you don't whisk her away to an English wedding with 50 cameras, a man in a silly hat, and a legion of defiled English choirboys and we shall run away to the sound shotguns roaring and shells exploding into the trees behind us. Much fun will be had.