Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

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  1. Slavoj Jizzek

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    Her IQ looks several points higher as a brunette.
     
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    Which makes her less attractive. Don't keep bitches around because I want their advice on quantum theory or the metaphysical implications of the conquest of Canada in Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace.
     
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    Fuck me. I've been had. :picard: If I had only run a simple google search.

    Good thing I didn't whip out and start beating it. I've developed a policy that it's never ok to fap until I've verified said creature has a snatch.
     
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    If dick is allowed than so is this.

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    No. Foot fetishes are the most disgusting form of a fetish. They are not pretty; they are functional.

    Fuck, even most those "beautiful" feet have toes that look retarded in comparison to the rest.
     
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    agreed. I fucking hate feet, they're disgusting, people who like feet are worse than furries in my books.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    and your point is maggo?
     
  11. CallMeMaggot

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    The point is that I like that fett, I'm below furries upon scummy's eyes

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    Oh it's a bad star wars pun now I get it.
     
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    Thanks for the Comic-Con idea! (But I will keep the armor functional, only an utter idiot would hunt Jedi scum with a bared mid-driff

    Kriffin' ameture 5/10 would not operate with
     
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  17. CallMeMaggot

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    wow classy
     
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    It's not just about football

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    as my old man would say, with a capital K.
     
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    Redheads drive me wild. Especially the ones with nipples on their nipples. I want to marry a redhead so we can have gorgeous redheaded children. And I want to adopt a redheaded (ginger) step-child and treat it like shit.
     
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    You just need to move to Thailand for awhile and develop your ultrapsound sense. It is like gaydar for dem ladybowys.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    @Rock u got me, good played..
     
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    Me too @Rock

    very nicely done mate. that last pic, faaark...
     
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    Lol, EDF looks like a fucking D&D game of lately

    Rev the Autist Hobbit was the first casualty in this epic saga, he will be remembered for that for eternity, what an hero!
     
  25. MrGask

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    My third eye detects traps within line of sight.
     
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    moar liek your brown eye yearns for a trap within your sight
     
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    Let me see your brown eye,no, not the one that blinks, the one that stinks.
     
  28. CallMeMaggot

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    Yeah, that wasn't a fortunate statetement

    Not long ago my third eye discovered that Parrot is a trap too...it was a pretty traumatic discover

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  29. MrGask

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    That picture is broken.
     
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