Girls you wanna smash. (NSFW)

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    fuck, she's sexy.
     
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    I knew you'd like that... Sadly I have no idea who she is.
     
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    Sharpie in the pooper and all!

    aaaww
     
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    Oh man, I'd laugh my ass off if that was Panzer/TradeChat from Youtube.
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
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    Is this that chick that is on "King of the Nerds" right now?
     
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    @Stormtrooper take honey, for you :)

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    Dat stare fills me with joy
     
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    Yeah, I can't fucking stand her. She acts like she knows games like World of Warcraft and League of Legends, but she's just a collector of pets, achievements, and mounts in WoW; and she's below par on skill and knowledge for LoL. Seriously, Zed is not fucking overpowered. She goes on rants and rampages when she gets stomped, then her fanbase white knights hard for her.

    She couldn't handle me cockslapping her as Swain. Teemo is my bitch when I'm rocking Birdman.
     
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    It's not just Stormy who got honey from this...

    Dat stare engorges my pink bits...

    And dat ass.....

    oooh
     
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    Oh shit it said girls well fuck.... I dun goofed.
     
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    dat, dat
     
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    I really don't mind some girls with meat on them; hey more cushion for the pushing!
     
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    Hi. I got redirected to this today thanks to the CIS thread. Who knew good things would come from that.

    Now here are several women I would raep have totally consensual sex with because I took them by surprise attracted them with my chloroform handsome face, duct tape rugged physique and unmarked van winning personality in a seedy alley vibrant social gala.

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    There's a piranha trying to emerge from her face, the lips are already retracting, and the cold stare... scary
     
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    even drug/alcohol addled skanks need lovin'
     
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    I find the head dress very enticing, to be honest.
     
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    Left to right: Would not, would not, would not, would, would (no idea why) and I'd also hate myself for a year and drink everclear the next day to forget it happened, and to the last, no fucking way.
    Oh, that's why I would! She's the only one smiling/looking like she's having any fun in both pics. Could probably stick it in her pooper for a six-pack of Coors. Possibly for free.

    The rest of these liberated modern women are taking it so fucking seriously. You're on spring break/vacation ladies, not an SI photoshoot.

    Probably fake set. Definite fake set. Very nice real set.

    I concur. Nobody could possibly respect them less so there's nothing to even feel guilty about.

    Protip for guys: Use condoms, and no that isn't razor burn on her vagina. She waxes.
     
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    that is tokumei terminally hoverhanding
     
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    That's just a picture of two azn girls cuddling.
     
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    I find it completely stupid, as the bright color and pattern is completely counter to the stated purpose (to preserve modesty).
     
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    I thought it was to remind all women that they will never be as good as Mohammad's favorite wife.
     
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    I like them too when they are wearing black or white. I think its the hiding of hair that I like. Makes me focus more on the face.
     
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    And of course, there's always Ellery Sweet, both in blonde version or brunette, I dunno which I prefer, what do u think?:

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    Dark haired:

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