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Discussion in 'Locker Room Talk' started by Likeicare, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    my girlfriend hates it when i drink, because i do stupid things
    so i've resorted to telling her i;m going to sleep at like 1am then getting really fucked up

    what does EDF things about such a situation
    (yes, im a 19yo alcoholic, fuck the world)
     
  2. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You don't have an girlfriend nobody here does.
    if you did you wouldn't be on here, PERIOD.
     
  3. uberfukken

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    so hardcore
     
  4. oddguy

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    You just love making threads... don't you?
     
  5. uberfukken

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  6. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @oddguy
    Angry Jew with a cozy job who takes it for granted.
    Has No Girlfriend.

    @Atomic_Joe
    Joined the military to kill brown people and is not afraid of anything.
    No longer has a girlfriend, because it would be a distraction from killing brown people

    @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900
    Holds the worlds information on politics within the folds of his body causing him to be too heavy to move, cannot leave the house.

    Has NO Girlfriend

    @Flu
    Master of drugs, has explored the world of death by drug overdose and returned, EDF's ancient loveable contributor, always into his smack.
    Has No Girlfriend (Girlfriend KIA)

    @zaiger
    Loves cats pays for Encyclopedia Dramatica with which there would be none, loves getting shit faced when he was supposed to appear at a panel at lulzcon
    Has No Girlfriend

    @tokumei
    Lurker of EDF who works in the Navy in a private office where he can masturbate as often as he likes so long as he wipes up after.

    Has NO Girlfriend (Wife doesn't count as one)
     
  7. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    i'm fully legit
     
  8. tokumei

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    EDF Elite

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    [​IMG]
     
  9. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    ..............yeah
     
  10. uberfukken

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    And you wonder why people call you a faggot?
     
  11. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    lololololol
     
  12. oddguy

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    He isn't a faggot.
    He's an aspie... literally.
     
  13. ExplosiveDiareah

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    No i am talking about YOUR WIFFEY CUT YOURSELF A WIFFY
    WHO CUT ONE

    Wifes= / =Girlfriends
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    I'm a faggot now?

    What happened to Furfag?
    What happened to Faecalpheliac?

    Also you should really just, stop posting.
    You better delete your profile in 24 hours You are banned.
     
  15. Dr. Rice

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    My female bff gives me lots of grief when I talk about having sex with minors or when I talk about hitting women.
     
  16. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    She also has a problem with my views on age of consent laws.
     
  17. Dr. Rice

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    Girlvinyl

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    And that I am a fascist
     
  18. Rape Train

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    Why do you have a girlfriend when you could just quietly drink yourself to death completely alone like the rest of EDF?
     
  19. Likeicare

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    EDF is my hugbox

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    hey hey, im an aspie.....i just try not to show it, aspie cunts are aids
     
  20. ExplosiveDiareah

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    @Akula
    Too young for girlfriend
    It's not a girlfriend till you get your dick wet

    @Bottom Feeder
    Power rangers= No girlfriend

    @scumhook
    Yeah he's a rapist, but still.
    No Girlfriend (Rape victims are not friends)

    @Zozmal
    Robots have no genitalia
    No Girlfriend

    @rst8
    No girlfriend (LOL DEAD)

    @SuperSpecialSuperStar
    UGH
    No Girlfriend

    @beefrave
    No Girlfriend
    Fat whale only

    Jewgolds
    No Girlfriend
     
  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    TRY HARDER
     
  22. tokumei

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  24. Likeicare

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  25. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Do you even need to ask?
    Girlfriend or Lulz girlfriend or Lulz
    I choose Lulz, no real brainer that is.

    Besides i ain't wetting my dick on some fucking drugged up whore who constantly asks for money and smokes.
    I like escorts though, you pay them have an hour then you never see each other again.
    Perfect.

    Lulzyer doesn't seem to show up very often,
    anybody with Girlfriend you will notice don't appear on EDF very often, you have to choose, girlfriends or EDF??

    But you don't have to give up sex that would be lunacy.
     
  26. Dr. Rice

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  27. tokumei

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    Behold the master station.

    [​IMG]
    The double doors of privacy. Note the cipher lock.

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    I think there used to be tile underneath all that encrusted semen.
     
  28. uberfukken

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    lolk
     
  29. Ronny

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    gf is for fags
     
  30. tokumei

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    You are scumhook's girlfriend.