my girlfriend hates it when i drink, because i do stupid things so i've resorted to telling her i;m going to sleep at like 1am then getting really fucked up what does EDF things about such a situation (yes, im a 19yo alcoholic, fuck the world)
@oddguy Angry Jew with a cozy job who takes it for granted. Has No Girlfriend. @Atomic_Joe Joined the military to kill brown people and is not afraid of anything. No longer has a girlfriend, because it would be a distraction from killing brown people @The Member Formerly Known As Baya Rae 4900 Holds the worlds information on politics within the folds of his body causing him to be too heavy to move, cannot leave the house. Has NO Girlfriend @Flu Master of drugs, has explored the world of death by drug overdose and returned, EDF's ancient loveable contributor, always into his smack. Has No Girlfriend (Girlfriend KIA) @zaiger Loves cats pays for Encyclopedia Dramatica with which there would be none, loves getting shit faced when he was supposed to appear at a panel at lulzcon Has No Girlfriend @tokumei Lurker of EDF who works in the Navy in a private office where he can masturbate as often as he likes so long as he wipes up after. Has NO Girlfriend (Wife doesn't count as one)
I'm a faggot now? What happened to Furfag? What happened to Faecalpheliac? Also you should really just, stop posting. You better delete your profile in 24 hours You are banned.
My female bff gives me lots of grief when I talk about having sex with minors or when I talk about hitting women.
Why do you have a girlfriend when you could just quietly drink yourself to death completely alone like the rest of EDF?
@Akula Too young for girlfriend It's not a girlfriend till you get your dick wet @Bottom Feeder Power rangers= No girlfriend @scumhook Yeah he's a rapist, but still. No Girlfriend (Rape victims are not friends) @Zozmal Robots have no genitalia No Girlfriend @rst8 No girlfriend (LOL DEAD) @SuperSpecialSuperStar UGH No Girlfriend @beefrave No Girlfriend Fat whale only Jewgolds No Girlfriend
Here's a woman who will agree with your positions on 14 year old pussy: http://crime.about.com/od/sex/ig/female_pedophiles/Amberlee-Meeker.htm
Do you even need to ask? Girlfriend or Lulz girlfriend or Lulz I choose Lulz, no real brainer that is. Besides i ain't wetting my dick on some fucking drugged up whore who constantly asks for money and smokes. I like escorts though, you pay them have an hour then you never see each other again. Perfect. Lulzyer doesn't seem to show up very often, anybody with Girlfriend you will notice don't appear on EDF very often, you have to choose, girlfriends or EDF?? But you don't have to give up sex that would be lunacy.
I never said I wanted to sleep with 14 year old girls, though I am all for some 18 year old prostitutes doing the bunga bunga to me.
Behold the master station. The double doors of privacy. Note the cipher lock. I think there used to be tile underneath all that encrusted semen.
