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Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Helix, Dec 5, 2011.

  1. Helix

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    As I was driving home today, I noticed something kind of funny, but at the same time kind of sad. On the back of this guy's shitty blue prius there was a bumper sticker that read: "Mage or Lock? Either way I'll pwn you." Honestly, has this guy just given up on getting laid for the rest of his life?
     
  2. Dr. Rice

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    I don't get it, but apparently you do. Does this mean I get lots of pussy and you don't? I suspect it does.
     
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    i dont get it
     
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    I don't know what this means. BRB, googling.

    EDIT: WOW again. I suppose he has just given up on fucking anything that does not outweigh him, and smell of doritos and beanie babies.

    In other news, he is driving a prius, so I doubt he shows any womens his car.
     
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    I cant figure out what that TNG thing on his wall is. I love TNG
     
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    Its a DnD reference . DnD next to Insert fandom here:---------- is a one of the leading causes of permavirgin .
     
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    Would you say it is worse to read tabletop books solely to understand that subculture's universe than it is to play the tabletop game?
     
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    I played Dungeons and Dragons in high school! Coincidently I never got laid in high school. At least i didnt play Magic: the Gathering
     
  11. lulzbomb

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    As a permavirgin ,and Player of DnD I would suggest both .
     
  12. lulzbomb

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    Getting laid isnt that great .
     
  13. Dr. Rice

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    I did this, but still managed to get laid. Still, I know someone else who does this and I'll be taking advantage of shortly.
     
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  15. MrGask

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    Looks like one of these.
    [​IMG]

    One of the figures, not the case, but I could not find a picture of the original run.
     
  16. Rock

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    She thought my Yu-Gi-Oh cards were sexy
     
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    Is Lock supposed to be short for Warlock or something?
     
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    thats a 'Tasha Yar' figure I got him a couple months ago. haha
     
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  20. Helix

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    God, either some of you guys are slow in the head, or I'm a fag for getting that reference right away.
     
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    most likely both
     
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    HE'S....DRIVING...A....FUCKING...PRIUS LOLOLOLOLOL
     
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    no bitches for you
     
  24. Lloyd

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    Pen-and-paper RPG's are actually fun (I didn't play DnD but The Dark Eye, essentially a DnD clone by some German company), the same cannot be said for Magic. That shit blew.

    Also, if you tweak the rules a little and have a DM who has a good imagination, you don't even need most of the books and stuff for a pen-and-paper RPG, but with all of those collectible sorts of games, not only do you make yourself look like a huge nerd, you even spend good money for it.
     
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    especially if you decide to buy comprehensive stats books and shit for that particular game.
     
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    Yeah, we just used the basic rules of the game, for us it was never about maxing skills, but about spending a fun evening. We weren't too serious about breaking character either.

    RPGs can be fun, if you don't play with anal-retentive no-lifers.
     
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    Sure you did <.< and hookers dont count other wise I get laid quite a lot .
     
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    FUCKING GLITCH!!!
     
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  30. lulzbomb

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    LOL