Giddy yup on the Trail

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    So, since @Khanzer never really did her playthrough of whatever that weird little princess game was, I'm going to hit the trail with some of you faggots. The way I'm going to do this is by using a random number generator, and using said number along with the associated registered user number attached at the end of your usernames, going from 1-2927 (at the current time of doing all this). I will also use a random number to select my profession (rolled a 3).

    The roster is, as follows:

    OT1.

    @Dinkbot (1842)
    @mr. david bruce greenleaf (735)
    @k-hate (742)
    @ChristianWarrior94 (319)

    Oh great. Stuck in a goddamn wagon with that Christ-fag. Well, since I'm a carpenter, maybe I could crucify him and leave him to get dysentery.

    Now, I want you all to choose what month to head out:

    OT2.

    And how much of what I will be stocked with:

    OT3.

    And no, you can't be a jew and not buy a thing.

    I'll check back in the morning, and then we'll start our expedition.
     
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    Start out at February.
    and 800 dollars worth of bullets so you can ethnically cleanse the heathen Red Skins.
     
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    Buy $800 of spare wagon wheels.
     
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    Explanation; "God is punishing us for not killing more heathens"
    @Voodeuxfy Spend all the money on bullets and guns.
    Do you want us to fail?
     
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    Buy the fucking wagon wheels.
     
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    Thats a funny way to spell "Buy more bullets, oh god we need all the bullets, all of them"
     
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    Buy some oxen, like 2 or 3, more if anyone else sees fit.
    Or buy some heathens to push/pull the cart, whichever is cheaper.
    Buy all the spare parts.
    Buy 4 extra pairs of clothes. You get to pick which one of us doesn't get a pair, though I suspect you already have teehee
    Buy 20 pounds of food (probably more)
    Yes buy bullets, buy lots of bullets. About 50 bucks worth is like 1000 bullets.
    That leaves us with about 490.
    Spend the rest on bullets I don't give a fuck I'll be drunk the whole trip.
    Leave in April.
     
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    leave me alone.
     
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    (spoiler alert)

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    Alright, I bought more oxen, since there wasn't a sale on slaves.

    OT4.

    And we're leaving in April, as suggested earlier.

    OT5.

    So, we're traveling light? Just means the ethnic purging is going at SANIC SPEEDZ.

    Also, speaking of going fast, how fast should I go? I'll have it on strenuous unless stated otherwise.

    OT6.

    Now, let's giddy yup.
     
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    Grueling. Also, sell that food back to the merchant, you won't be needing it.
     
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    OT7.

    Have no fear, the purging is in progress.

    So, we're almost to the river and this shit happens. What the blueberry fuck, @ChristianWarrior94 .

    OT8.

    Stop praying to your god, you're going to get us killed.

    Well, we finally reach the river, and it's raining.

    OT9.

    OT10.

    So, we have to cross it. As you can see, the river is pretty damn deep. How shall we proceed?
     
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    Take ferry I guess?
    If we need to lose some wagon weight, eat ChristianWarrior94, it'll lighten the load, and our problems.
     
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    Well, the resident Christfag says that the power of God will protect us if we ford right through like the American truck.

    So I slap his dumb ass around and we ferry across like sensible people.

    So here we go!

    OT11.

    FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS!? Fuck that shit, we're waiting a day, and then we're going to try again.

    OT12.

    Conditions aren't that much better... But we're going to caulk it, and float across.

    So, here we go!
     
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    OT13.

    Row, row, row your boat, roughly spread the crusade! Merrily, merrily, merrily, spreading small pox and rape!

    OT14.

    So, we're safe. Tally ho!
     
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    So I switched it up to Grueling pace to make up for lost time, and lo and behold; we take two steps and this shit happens.

    OT15.

    Oh well, walk it off pussy.

    OT16.

    I'm starting to suspect foul play from @ChristianWarrior94 because we didn't do what his god said.

    OT17.

    He had a broken arm! He wasn't sick! And what's this bullet wound here? Must be more work from the Christfag.

    OT18.

    Anyway, made it to the river.
     
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    How'd he break his arm riding in a cart? Dumbshit.

    Whatever, he's dead now. ONWARD
     
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    Keep your eye on CW94. There is foul play afoot.
     
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    TOO SOON!!!
     
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    OT19.

    Well, we'll let @ChristianWarrior94 take the reigns and let him use the power of God to ford across.

    OT20.

    So far so good....

    OT21.

    See? This is what happens when you let Religion handle shit. Way to go CW94. Now shut the fuck up, and let me handle getting us out of this shit.
     
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    OT22.

    Maybe we can trade to get some oxen back...

    OT23.

    Well fuck you Jebadiah. Well, lets continue on.

    OT24.

    Just about to the next fort anyway...

    OT25.

    Made it to the fort.

    OT26.

    Let's restock on shit so we can continue pillaging and raping the land.

    OT27.

    And we continue on!
     
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    OT28.

    More purging! I believe all those buffalo are actually them Red Skins. I'm just putting them in their place.

    OT29.

    Looks like CW94 and his god are not too happy again.

    BUT ALAS!

    OT30.

    THE GREAT @oddguy HAS BLESSED US WITH FREE STUFF!

    OT31.

    And we have reached a new landmark.
     
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    OT32.

    Well, we shall continue.

    OT33.

    Oh look! Another town!

    OT34.

    Fuck that town, there weren't any hookers.

    You know, I'm suprised CW94 hasn't incurred the wrath of god upon-

    OT35.

    Whoopse, spoke too soon.

    OT36.

    It's because @k-hate is the only female in the group, isn't it?

    OT37.

    But, we've made it to a wagon ring. We'll rest up, and hope she gets over it.
     
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    Inb4 sudden unrelated death of k-hate or myself. We should probably tie cw94 to a cross before its too late.
     
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    So we rest for two days, and CW94 tries to seduce little boys.

    OT38.

    He ends up with blue balls.

    OT39.

    So we'll continue on...

    OT40.

    Destroying the animal populations.

    OT41.

    I don't know why you guys are letting me drive. I am prone to taking wrong turns.

    OT42.

    Not even the power of God can kill @k-hate .

    OT43.

    Tough titties oxen, you're still going at full speed.

    OT44.

    Ain't no scurvy coming up in these here parts.

    OT45.

    If you are all so hungry, eat some buffalo meat we have.

    OT46.

    Woooo! Making good progress!
     
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    Erradicate animal poppulace? Do i even have to tell you?
    Also its either you or me driving.