Ghost pregnancy conundrum

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Who's the daddy?(Please explain your answer)

  1. The Ghost

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  2. The posessesed man

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  3. Both somehow.

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  1. ilovemenandwomen

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    So if ghost posesses a man body and begins to has sex with a woman and impregnate her, who is the father? The ghost or the posessesed man?
     
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  2. Lovecraft

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    Non question.
    Ghosts don't exist and you are a faggot.
    /thread
     
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    OP's gonna kill himself during a ouija session. Good for him.
     
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    are you asking this as a pure theoretical

    you don't actually believe ghosts exist do you
     
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  5. ilovemenandwomen

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    Yeah this is just a hypothetical.
     
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    well it's the possessed dude's sperm so yeah
     
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  7. Likeicare

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    Thats not true ghosts are real but they dont possess people, they are essentially just lingering traces of a past life, its demonic entities that possess people
     
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    So if we reask the question but replace ghost with demonic entity, I'd say the man is still the father, but it wouldnt be a "regular" child and the circumstances of its conception would have a permanent impact on the childs life, for better or worse idk
     
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    Ghosts and demons are about as real as @Mikemikev's sex life.
     
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    Oh wow is he a player? He keeps it hidden well
     
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    If i pass on my hiv to a demon, can it pass on to other people, through possession?
     
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    it will come back as a ghost demon and it'll repeatedly keep sneezing on your face, not ideal I'd say

    [​IMG]
     
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    I thought this was a serious conversation. Rude
     
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    serious conversation

    the problem with the concept is that it still relies on basic physiognomics

    which is stupid horseshit
     
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    ghosts aren't real but sneaking around an abandoned building at 3am is real fun
     
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    Just because you break into somewhere after office hours, it doesn't make it abandoned.
     
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    That what you call your carnivorous vagina?
     
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    Technically vegan, since cucumbers are the only things that get in there.
     
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    Seeing as they don't necessarily kill the plant, but rather torture it by tearing bits off of it, I'd say it is a case of them being dirty sado-botanists.
     
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    They justify that it's sustainable.

    Not sure how feeding dandelion and earthworms to a chicken in exchange for eggs is not sustainable.

    Its not like you eat the leaves of carrots and so on. Dont get me started on pigs; walking compost machines.