German cleaner mistakes 800,000 Euro "art" for mess

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  1. Ghost People

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    To be fair you can't make art out of shit stains on the floor and expect the cleaner to know the difference between that and a real one. It's like trying to pick the offender out of a row of Asian suspects.
     
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    That is not art. This is art:
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    Typical pretentious "art", the cleaning lady acted upon what she saw, pure shit.
     
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    a 'grease stain' by Joseph Beuys valued at around £346,000

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    Perhaps this is a sign that art should be something requiring some skill? At least so it can be recognized as art by normal people.
     
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    I don't see the damage.

    It looks like nothing is wrong with it other than what was wrong with it in the first place...

    ...I mean fuck.
     
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    If stains are art then they should check out Negi's room.
     
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    LOL OH GOD
    Typical 'art'. I'm starting to wonder if when in need of someone to choose art for museums, they just pull in a half-catatonic homeless man off the street and go, "Alright, here's a few pictures; pick out your favorites."
     
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    LOL

    I do try to keep stuff semi-clean.

    If I had an art exhibit in my room it would probably be like a pile of laundry and a shelf full of manga books/foreign langauge books.
     
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    Shit, I spilt some of that wall patch stuff on my carpet..anyone like to buy it? 1600000 Euros. stain? anyone? its completely original "art".
     
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    I'll be expecting a piece of shit the shape of New Jersey to be found in the museum in the near future.
     
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    I guess it was 2deep4her.
     
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    Smartest woman I've seen, a bunch of wood is not art at all.
     
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    If the cleaning person mistook it for shit, it doesn't belong in a museum.

    800k euros my ass, nothing of value was lost.

    But I know some art aficionado faggot with poor tastes and a lot of money looks at that shit and thinks "IT'S SO AVANT GARDE, JUST LOOK AT ALL THE PARALLEL AND INTERSECTING PLANES" I hate that this is how art becomes worth something.
     
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    Luckily for us we have hipsters and college hippies to enlighten us on what art is all about.
     
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    this is the best piece of art ever....

    Felix Gonzalez-Torres (b. 1957, Guáimaro, Cuba; d. 1996, Miami) Untitled (A Corner of Baci), 1990 Baci chocolates individually wrapped in silver foil (endless supply) Dimensions vary with installation; ideal weight: 42 pounds

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    it lives @ museum of contemporary art in los angeles.
     
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    So if i kill a nazi and glue him to a crucifix is that a million worth?
     
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    This militant jew persona of yours is absolutely adorable.

    Ever since that moron Duchamp came along, people from all over have been thinking it's a grand idea to slop their shit, piss and menses on a canvas.

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    I am unable to discern the naked bitch that is supposedly walking down some stairs when I look at this. Yes, I know he was trying to portray movement by superimposing the subject upon itself repeatedly in the painting. He couldn't have chosen a more awful way to do it, it looks like a train wreck. I guess I am not art savvy if I can't appreciate this crock.
     
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    Oww thank you:oops: You weird smilling nigger is also very cute and adorable!:jew: