George Zimmerman's Big Game Hunter

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    I actually like how white he sounds makes it more lulzy.
     
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    Kind of like Carlton in Fresh Prince, it's a touch
     
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    Trayvon was a wanna be hood nigga. That is pretty much how they sound, when they have been trained to speak white, but try and buck that training.

    Check out any of @Squall741 's youtube vids for what white niggers sound like.
     
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    The dialog is great, like audible chocolate. If I were into black guys I would totally masturbate to it. I could still use some yelling/screaming, a "get the fuck away from me cracker!", "you're gonna die tonight!" and as retarded as it is, "you got me!" for when he gets lead poisoning.

    Anyway, I did this today while waiting for my friend to get his hammer building models exported properly(his look better than anyone else's detail wise and are only 6.5k polys, he just needs to learn how to fucking texture).

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    Feeling lucky punk? Well actually it doesn't matter because I have a fucking magnum, and could drop a damn elk.
     
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    Lol, that is what I sound like on helium.

    Should I record more? I will try and do it while my fridge isn't running this time.
     
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    You got my hopes up with that file name. I have models I can use as placeholders if need be (spin made several, they just aren't textured and are a bit high in polys) but yours aren't bad(except that it's only one partial home and there are a bunch of superfluous black faces) and I might use the stopsign if there even are any there.
     
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    Yeah I made mine in sections. SO you can mix and match for the different house types. Good in concept but overlapping everywhere.
     
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    I also added a knife so you can stab people. It's silent so it won't send everyone running, but you have to get damn close. I might add a silenced version of Zimmerman's hand gun as well so you'll have a choice of quiet weapons (my friend from the Clown Prince game is scripting a store so you can use money earned from kills to buy different weapons, instead of having them all unlocked at the start).
     
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    I say go for it. I can only make minor adjustments, you're the one with the nig-nog magic here. Also this
     
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    Added grates, tactile indicators, and road paint while waiting for my friend to finish the homes. He says he should have them done this week:

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    The bonus round should be all the crazy cracker pundits trying to break into the Afro demographic.
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    So assuming we can get the store working, you'll be able to use money earned from kills to buy not only new weapons, but new player skins as well (which are really more for multiplayer co-op, which yes I'm adding because the engine already supports it out of the box). This little ensemble will be one of the most expensive in the game, just because I enjoy the thought of someone playing for hours just to earn enough fake currency to dress like this:
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    EDIT- also I can't fucking wait for this, I really hope they aren't bullshitting: http://topconservativenews.com/2013/07/riot-threats-continue-to-pour-in-on-twitter/
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    For some reason I got it in my head to do Trayvon Martin as a force ghost. Maybe it's that the hoodie reminds me of a Jedi robe, idk. Anyway I think I'll use this for a bonus mission where you play as his ghost and murder white people in revenge. That way I won't seem racist, I'll be an equal opportunity offender.

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    Lil EDF exclusive teaser trailer

    Also @niggergask @MrGask can i get audio of you saying "wait, wait, I'll call you back" or "hold on let me see what he wants" or "Hey I'll call you back" and then some laughing and growling.
     
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    oh my god this is gold.
     
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    I finally heard back from my friend. He has one home done and is working on the other two, but he's having trouble getting them exported from vmf to obj with textures. Is anyone here familiar with Crafty, and can give step-by-step instructions for configuring it to read and export textures? That seems to be the issue he's running into.
     
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    It's official! I can finally roll this out:

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    I don't suppose there's anyone in Florida who'd want to print out a few dozen of these suckers and plaster them up in populous areas?

    Tickld link if you're into that: http://www.tickld.com/t/179735
    Tickld removed because they're fucking gay. I thought it was too good to be true when it was rising so fast.
     
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