general bitching about my inlaws

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  1. lulzyer

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    They are nice people. I like them and they are fun, however, they have been here since Thursday the third and it's time for them to go.

    They are the most dysfunctional people I have ever met. One sister is a hypocondriac who coddles her 5 year old son to the point where she wont let him pour soda into a glass without her help. The other sister is such a hardheaded, wound up woman that the slightest thing sets her off - she is married to a guy who is exaclty the same way, so they fight constantly. The 5 year old is annoying and they think everything he does is funny/special/unique. Mom and Dad are in their 60's and expect us to entertain them. They are all involved in eachother's business. There was a huge fucking shitstorm becuase they forgot to print the boarding passes.

    WHEN YOU CHECK YOUR FUCKIGN LUGGAGE, PRINT YOUR BOARDING PASSES! you are already checked in, so it's not like you are going to lose your fuckign seat.

    On top of this, the parents got back early from their trip to Sedona, so they want to come over to the house to grill stuff. This would be fine, except that I took the last of my Oxycodone about an hour ago, and this will absolutely kill my fucking buzz. I planned on sitting on the couch, enjoying the night and downtime with my wife while playing the Mother 3 english translatiopon on my PSP while high as fuck. Now i have to cook and act like cheerful. I cannot wait until all these people leave. Familiarity breeds contempt, indeed.
     
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    hypochondriac*
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    i can totally sympathize...
    my parents drive me crazy when they're visiting.
    last time they were here, they rearranged my furniture for no good reason...
    it pissed off the cats so much that one peed all over the sofa.

    they just take over and steamroll me...
    it's just dreadful to lose control over your own home.
     
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    It's HER parents! My mom is totally laid back, and my dad is dead. So it all her family driving me fucking crazy.
     
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    I am high on opiates and very annoyed. I apologize for my misspellings.
     
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    Its fine lol. I know how you feel though, my in-laws are completely ridiculous sometimes.
     
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    One of my ex-in-laws woke me up by farting in my mouth.

    Hence the ex part.

    Bitch wasn't worth that shit.