Gay Love Update: Atomic Joe and Flu in Tru Luv

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Flu, Sep 21, 2011.

  1. Flu

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    Hello all! As many of you know, the gayest user on this forum is Atomic Joe, who eats through twink ass like a vegetarian eats through leaf vegetables. Trailing just behind him is myself - like a bloodhound tracking the perfumed scent of balls and ass.

    Though I already posted this update in the 'Son I am Proud' thread, I'd just like to say it once again:

    Last night I sucked a candy cinnamon heart from Atomic Joe's baby-red asshole, and I feel it was the perfect balance between raunchy and tender, and has really helped us to strengthen our gay bond, and helped guide our relationship to the next level - which is watching each other pee.
    (Joe's been slamming beer all morning, and I've been sipping cranberry juice all afternoon. I'm feeling pretty shy, because I've always peed on my own, behind closed doors, but Joe's promised to reward me afterward with an intimate night at the Red Lobster, and he's rented You've Got Mail. We'll watch it later, when we're snuggling beneath the blankets.)

    So, why not send Atomic Joe a message congratulating him on staying tru and faithful to me, and for the blossoming gay love between us? I know he'd really love to hear it.
     
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    Yeah. I love fucking hard and kissing AJ's ass (and sucking cinnamon hearts from it, also). It's the best!! I like your anime dog banner!!
     
  4. Flu

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    An update: Rock looks hot in his kimono.
    He came over and put some instant raman up his ass. Joe and I engaged in watersports into Rock's asshole, making the noodles wet. Rock then ripped open the flavour packet and dumped it in his gaping wok hole, then mixed it using strong anal contractions. Joe's getting his high heels on, and plans to use them like chopsticks to pull out the noodles from Rock's bum to feed them to me, Asian style.

    All-in-all, this day is pretty hot.
     
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    You'll have to light that ass on fire in order to heat the ramen, cold noodles are disgusting

    In the absence of a blowtorch (at least the torch part), I'd advise to start buggering at full speed that bunghole, in the hope that friction could do the trick without smashing the pasta into a puree

    Keep us updated, plx
     
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    Thread has finally taken a turn for the sexy
     
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    The appearance of your hot ass always make the crowd roar, tru dat
     
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    I whip my dick back n forth to this thread
     
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    Bring it awn.

    Update: I'm gettin' all hot 'n' bothered in this mothership.
     
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    op is faggot atomic joe is not homo he have a girlfriend and her name is k-hate
     
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  15. ExplosiveDiareah

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    You going to upgrade to sucking the cinnamon hershey kisses rolls that he ate hours earlier out of his asshole too?
    You sicken me you disgusting faggots! I condemn you to hell!
     
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    Yes... No... Sort of!
    It wouldn't be me so much sucking "the ... rolls [he] ate hours earlier out of his asshole," as it would be me licking it out, instead, with my powerful prehensile, cherry-knot tying tongue deep in Joe's tangy stink.
     
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    The erotic story continues.

    @Rock had figured out the most ingenious way to heat up those ramen noodles, he decided to stuff a couple of hot hands packets into his Wok hole, very soon the whole pot came to a boil, with steam puffing forth from his pink rosy pucker, the food ready to go, and as perfect as it could get, Joe got on his back and raised his feet of the ground and gently with very precise to his little footsy poo's inserts the tips of his sparkly high heels into Rocks bum, and gently but ever so gracefully extracted some of the best noodles ever in the entire world and held it up feeding it to Flu who sat watching this tender display, the noodles were the most flavourful nothing of which could compare, marinated with hints of asshole and manly spunk and even a loose hair or to, which he chewed with relish, he was going to make love to them both and watch Hannah Montana well into the night after.
     
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  21. ExplosiveDiareah

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    There is nothing gay about two men having sex together.
    Period.
     
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    Reading my own post made me feel sick.
     
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    Lolno.
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