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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Okay, we need to get our story straight. What exactly happened next month?
     
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    At the end of Assassins Creed III Desmond Miles dies, sacrificing his life to power up a Precursor artifact that shields the earth from the sun's apocalyptic solar flare. After Desmond dies, Juno says sinisterly "Thank you Desmond, for playing your part....now it's time for me to play mine" as the Precursors wish to enslave humans (whom they created)
     
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    You surrendered to your desires and embarked on a relentless homosexual orgy spanning the entire month of December.

    The Mayans were quoted as saying "LOL close enough to the end of the world"

    Many animals were harmed in the production.
     
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    The Situation tried a new drug, and then a bunch of morons tried it to, they all became zombies and it was our job as intelligent humans to combat these dumbasses of old by slaying all of them. At least thats what we will tell the police officers when they find the entire cast mounted on pikes with the burning beheaded corpses of their most die hard easy fans surrounding them.

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    The Pope, and all his nutjobs

    and uh.. all of africa because we decided it would be a much better place with responsible white men controlling it instead of aids ridden black people who are really behind the times, i mean... zombie..aids ridden black people...

    Also that oil in sandnigger land seems like a place where "Zombies" would rise...
     
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    the war on tumblr between 'cis' and 'trans' spilled out into reality with wild groups of sexually-confused teenagers taking up arms and beating to death the general populace for making them use the men's restroom since they still have a penis.
    their battle cries of "die cis scum" and "check your privilege" were heard by many sympathetic white guilt sufferers, and their cause was allowed to continue for a while because the media portrayed them as victims.
    finally, after a while people got sick of being told they were pieces of shit because they didn't "identify" as the opposite gender on the inside, and decided to take up arms against the faggotry. unsprisingly, most of the special snowflakes fell quickly, and their cause took heavy losses.
    the mainstream media portrayed these events as a massacre and a hate crime, causing more people to join the cause. the battle continued for months, with both sides playing into each others' weaknesses.
    men were led home by beautiful women who turned out to be ladyboy spies and stabbed to death while crossdressing spies infiltrated the trans headquarters and opened fire on whole crowds of faggots.

    after months of fighting, one brave heterosexual warrior who was knee-deep in pussy arose and rallied the troops together for the cause. the trans troops had no such champion, because they were too busy trying to believe in equality. this led to infighting, causing factions to break off and war amongst themselves, making them easier to fight.

    the trans fighters took several losses, suffering crushing defeat after crushing defeat until they finally caved and went back to tumblr where they could say 'die cis scum' to the people calling them 'sad freaks' from the safety of their computer screen.
     
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    Nice job minto

    And thank you for so obviously weaving me into the story :D
     
  7. minty

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    if that were you i would've put "balls deep in ronny's ass"
    try again :)
     
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    You'll get Vitamin C deficiency which will cause you to break your pelvis just from the wind blowing.
     
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    Fixed.

    So irapeasiangirls saves us all?
     
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    By Talos, I swear we are being trolled by the CIS movement online:



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    this is why i don't tumblr...
     
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    The world is overrun with 'The Gay', a global pandemic of horrific proportions. The few survivors left are doomed to an unthinkable death at the claws of the undead faggot hordes that stalk the earth, forever looking for their next cottaging spot.
     
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    Giant, flame spewing penises erupted from underground cisterns and enslaved humanity for a period of 3 days. Gay Nigger from Outer Space landed on Earth and eradicated the penises with their mighty gayness. Then Justin Beiber was impaled on a javelin made of frozen feces. He did not survive.
     
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  16. Baya Rae 4900

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    Okay, so the story is that something incredibly homosexual happened. We need to straighten out (so to speak) what exactly happened.