Garrett is missing...

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  1. umkemesik

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    @zaiger I did not see Garrett listed under the staff section of your forums anymore.

    G-MAN.

    I suggest we conduct a search party:

    GarrettIsMissing.
     
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    More Comic Sans, More of this ... Garrett chap, and less fail and aids. That looks a little fruity. D:
     
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    Not really my busisness, but ur truly asking for it, bro...;)

    lol
     
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    I know. I got the KY out just in case.
     
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    Honestly, I just almost deleted his account. I probably still will at some point. He is obviously some 14 year old ADHD faggot looking for attention.
     
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    I like how Edgeworth is Bowser.
     
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    That is a pretty funny marco though. Only, is that supposed to be Zaiger as Luigi?
     
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    That pic is represented as Zaigl3r on the ED page. Not confirmed and I wouldn't bet my money on it. However, using that as "his pic" will still work because the only way to prove it otherwise is for him to post his IRL pic.

    If that were happen, we would just use that pic instead, thus resulting in a catch-22.
     
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    Uh, guess you didn't see the year book thread..
     
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    Please elaborate.....
     
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    Some stalker.
     
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    Deflection to Sherrod's Army.

    #unfounded rumors
     
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    That's some draw that Garret used in his av...and pics of Zaiger and Garret are available since long ago...

    But...if you are gonna play that game, you must give everybody here permission to try to dox you a little, for the sake of sportsmanship, amrite?

    And you should think that you have given some hints about you, like that you are from the...chicago?...area, if I remember it right, so we have already a starting point...

    So maybe you want to think it twice, lol
     
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    ah, well that's gay. I think I'll wait for @zaiger to reveal the details, if he ever does.
     
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    I knew I smelled a rat, it's Hammer time.


    gitit!!!
     
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    lol. Chicago Area - You just narrowed down your search to 5.2 million. Good start.

    Haven't hidden many facts about myself, it would be relatively easy to dox, I am a registered homeowner. I doubt there are any pics of me on the Internets though.

    I haven't tried to dox anyone in like 3 years, it doesn't matter. I was just looking for some pics to photoshoop.
     
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    Is that an open challenge?
     
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    That's a, "I don't give a shit what you do in your spare time."

    You'll find my IRL Name, maybe a picture, and then what? I'm going to cry, squirt a little....Be worried?
     
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    The hell would I know/care? I don't even know how to dox, better chill.
     
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    ***Sigh***. OK, then don't front like you wanna fight.
     
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  27. umkemesik

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    Here we go. Look what the cat dragged in, I thought I smelled monkeyballs. You want to ape this thread go right ahead.

    Why do you want my address? You gonna write me love letters faggot?
     
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    Just jk. But you were scared for a second there, didn't you. Why?
     
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    That post confuses me, are you saying that its easy, or difficult?

    I don't have shame, so I'm willing to bet.

    If I don't find a pic of you in, let's say...a couple of hours...I'll post any pic of me that you want, that not involve putting anything in any orifice

    If I do, you have to post a timestamped pic of your buttocks with "Asking for it" writen on them (and your face visible in the pic, of course)

    It can be funny

    Deal?
     
  30. umkemesik

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    lol. wut. No.