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  1. madh8r

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    Aww yeah nigga mothafuckin rap nigga what?

    I'm everything you wanna be
    I hit it catastrophically
    Take life philosophically
    ask and give no apology
    I'm high like an apostrophe
    Higher than topography
    I'm higher than astronomy
    I post with reckless quality

    H8r is a h8 machine
    H8r is a space marine
    eh rips this shit like wolverine
    and don't afraid of anything
    I'm sick and there is no vacine
    Obscene cant unsee what's been seen
    Blow you mind to smithereens
    While you scream at your computer screen

    I'm fightin all you niggas on the battlefield of lulz
    I don't do it for the money I don't do it for the girls
    I don't do it for attention I don't do it for the fame
    I'm giving love to my forum represent this fucking game

    EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwxBW3efI2o&feature=player_detailpage#t=138s
     
  2. Stormtrooper

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    You garbage as fuck, nigga I know you fake,
    cuz you amount to more ass than girls at a concert for Justin Timberlake,
    Your whole flow sounds like a chorus,
    Cuz you repeat the flow, Questioning me like a lost tourist,
    Your style is boring to me, lets state the facts, you need a dictionary...
    To post ya raps,
    but you seem to have forgot the use of a cemetery...
    I'll bury your lies, along with you cries -cuz nigga this is a lyrical avalanche...
    So why you crossing my path, I over do shit like using a laser beam to kill ants,
    Son lets be honest, you should pay homage, so madh8r wheres the money?
    You suppose to be a thug, more like a clown, cuz your wack ass is funny.
     
  3. oddguy

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    new rap thread ?
    aight...

    time for this thug poet,kike lyricist.
    to bus a dope rhyme,take your sisters innocence.
    and as im bangin',i wont leave you mother hanging.
    imma pull out my thang,even though her tit's sagging.
    can you picture ? me spitting dope scriptures.
    while hitting all the bitches,and you sitting on the bleachers ?
    fuck mobb deep,each one of my rhymes,a death sentence.
    plus,flow stupendous,all shows exceed attendance.
    your style is sloppy,so pick up a new hobby.
    'fo i beat you like your name is Whitney and my name is bobby.
    why try ? just duck down when i ride by,
    tell your girl "bye bye",she knows im a fly guy.
    why is that ? ill tell you if you wanna.
    my dick looks like someone skinned an anaconda.
     
  4. Harpoons

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  5. madh8r

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    It's 3:40am I don't why I started this thread I'll get back to it tommorow
     
  6. CONTCOM

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    As far as jewish rappers go, you can sign my Shaq b-ball shirt any day.
     
  7. CONTCOM

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    my shit is more credible than a nigerian 419
    THE MOTHERFUCKER'S CLEAN
    colder than your mummas bed
    and hotter than behring brevik's lead
    i drop ryhmes like the motherfucker, from strangelove
    i ain't above you
    we both live in this SHIT
    you'll get hit like the wife that don't make no dinner
    the rappers here are thinner
    no motherfuckan content
    which means I ain't content
    i oughta put this fuck out for rent
    i got this pent up rage
    about the motherfuckers battlin' through this page
    by day i'm in the queue by night im the fresh prince
    im makin trouble in your neighbourhood
    you'll get in one little fight and
    your mum'll get scared
    AND SUCK MY DICK

    out
     
  8. TwoStar

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    Fuck it, can't think today.
     
  9. oddguy

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    that didn't stop CONTCOM !
     
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    I don't think he even considered tempo.
     
  11. oddguy

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    there is not a single rhyme in that !
    it's like he beat the keybord with his dick,ran the results through "google search" and posted the results !

    CONTCOM:
    "KODKFG, EPRK?!"
    Goggle:
    "did you mean THE MOTHERFUCKER'S CLEAN ?"
    CONTCOM:
    "Fuck ! i guess i did !"
     
  12. TwoStar

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    Goggle's definitley getting quite extrapolative with its result corrections.
     
  13. CONTCOM

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    lol touche
     
  14. madh8r

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    I'm really impressed with you faggots.

    Glocks out and heads bowed here comes the Madh8r
    Tha pill poppin raver that EDF gangster
    The one gushin luscious discussions with no percussions
    Your repercussions leave ya bleeding with three concussions
    I'm the fierce the furious and ferocious you're atrocious
    I'm that supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
    My flows got depth like multidimensionally
    I gotta fall eventually, at the top indefinitely
    I spit like a garydos, spit like I'm drownin tho
    These niggas got the HIV I'ma spit the antidote

    Your special education you took for your retardation
    Would be better spent sending you to camp for concentration
    I'll cut you like decapitation I'll cut you like abbreviations
    Your humiliation leaves you beggin for assassination
    While we beg for your sterilization
    My obligation is to ensure your annihilation
     
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    you made a mistake stepping up to me son.
    you can't rhyme and you got no reason.
    i see this as an act of treason.
    so i declare faggot hunting season.
    ill show you pain you will wish would stop
    ill peel your cap,of just fuck you up.
    your not the first nigga that i had to drop.
    so just cool it down with that mess you pop.
    see,im a rolling stone,but im hard like boulders.
    and when i am stoned,look over you shoulder.
    no more birthdays,you ain't getting older.
    this your last warning,don't forget i told ya.
     
  16. madh8r

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    The mistake was all yours when you posted a reply
    Identify Oddguy, then I let the bullets fly
    Laughing as he die, I leave him where he lie
    I'm a surgeon with a twelve guage,
    I'm a demon, face my hell rage
    Muthafuckas duck n cova cause we bustin like it's LA
    You aint a rollin stone nigga you a lead zepplin
    Ok you a goon but what's a goon to a gremlin?
    Your av is bucktoothed and you suck too
    All that's really left to say is
    fu.
     
  17. Fumo161

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    Oh oh! Someone make a cool rhyme about me!
    *giggle snorts*
     
  18. madh8r

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    That is an honor you have not earned yet, like having your own ED article.
     
  19. Fumo161

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    Would you do it if I said please?
     
  20. madh8r

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    I would do it if you rap.
     
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    I suck at rapping though. I can't find the right words and my spitting sucks.
     
  22. Stormtrooper

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    This thread is bananas.
    B-A-N-A-N-A-S
     
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    So many posters stepping up with these meme-ass raps
    Yeah fuck that, man to me that's like barely a surface scratch
    Worthless chaps, I guess that I'm circumspect
    Cos young EDiots haven't figured out their purpose yet
    Fake thugs take drugs, pop a percocet
    Then straight up out my way while I work the set
    I won't fade away til they learn respect
    They say that knowledge is free - but I've incurred some debt
    I owe about ten grand on the tertiary..I don't stress if the next EDiot hasn't heard of me
    Prone to rock a fresh jam, lift em verbally
    With a verse that burns spots like a third degree.
     
  24. Lloyd

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    C'est quoi, mon nègre? T'as des problèmes?

     
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    WHY IS THIS NOT IN SHITPOST METROPOLIS??

    /numlock
     
  26. madh8r

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    Fucking fantastic I'll get back to you on that
    Because it is quality
     
  27. CONTCOM

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    I think it's safe to say I've been busted out of this gangsta round robin
     
  28. oddguy

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    aight mad h8r,you pussy imitator.
    ill do you a favor,put your picture in the paper.
    the headline will say: "faggot slain by rhyme."
    your weak rapping shit isn't worth a dime.
    you should retire,and just drop the mic.
    and about your attire,you dress like a dyke.
    you should of though twice,and not stepped to me.
    sayin' you gon' win ? that like blasphemy.
    how will that happen when you got no skill ?
    and i'm king of rapping,and im hard to kill.
    whatever you call it,that crap you spit.
    act like you clogged the toilet,and cut the shit.
    put the mic down,you aint built like that.
    bullets gonna have your shit spilled like scat.
    you rapping is an abomination,i bomb your nation
    just like iran when Saddam you facein'.
     
  29. Ahseyo

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    Y'all a bunch of posers;
    Stop thinking you're some dope fucking poet.
    You dress like a fool, walk like you're on loop;
    You think you have a swag, but your talking is like listening to a computer lag;
    Maybe you should stop acting like you had a big dick,
    When yours is so small it doesn't even fit;
    Stop acting like you're a big deal,
    You're just another wannabe meal;
    For me, I smack shits like you for breakfast;
    Because honestly I do think you suck,
    A bunch of faggots with no asses to fuck;
    I don't breathe air, air breathes me;
    So you know it'll smack you back when you try to talk like me!
     
  30. oddguy

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    punk,this is the rap thread.
    not the gay ass peotry thread.