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Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by Jegan Meister, Sep 26, 2011.

  1. Jegan Meister

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    God, why have you forsaken me???

    http://www.furrynewsnetwork.com/

    They have their own fucking news network now.

    I know this should be a little more concerning, possibly even disturbing. But, then again, this might be a lulzy opportunity to get more material for our furfaggotry portal. Because furries just say the damnedest things...

    http://www.furrynewsnetwork.com/2011/09/room-366-%E2%80%9Chow-furries-realize-sex-sexuality-exist%E2%80%9D/

    For those of you who want to stay pure and clean, yes, I took a hit for the team and actually read the article. (My eyes are fucking burning. You're welcome.) To sum it up, the author is rallying for furries to stop denying their roots based off of dog-fucking, thus wheeling back on the years they spent arguing with the rest of us on the internet about 'not being based on yiff'.

    I think this might actually be a glimmer of hope. The first step to healing is realizing that you have a problem. Like being fucking insane. Or being a furry. Or being synonymous with being insane.
     
  2. m450n_yuno

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  3. lulzbomb

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    I have seen this before. Its mostly furries Championing their asinine fandom ,and or bawwing about something.
     
  4. Jegan Meister

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    Do the stories contain frequent spelling, grammatical, and vernacular mistakes? It's a known fact that 98.27% of furries are illiterate/mentally retarded.
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    Its furry what do you think?
    Yes (I figured I would limit the choices a bit)
     
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    I just don't get what furries find so fucking fabulous about fucking furry creatures. If I wanted to fuck a human/animal hybrid I'd rather rape a nigger. At least I can make her say who her daddy is.
     
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    That's mean. Don't group the mentally retarded with furries.
     
  9. lulzbomb

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    I lold.
     
  10. lulzbomb

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    You mad bro
     
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    It's U. Heil Anti-Grammar Nazism.
     
  12. lulzbomb

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    LOL
     
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    Someone email those fags telling them that jay gaylor dude died or some shit.
     
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    Being a furry is being insane.
     
  16. lulzbomb

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    Well they usually go hand in hand . You cant have one without the other.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    Room 366: Why furries need to realise that zooiphillia is natural!
     
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    That's funny as fuck how they fall on their faces trying to make the fandumb look normal. Boom surprise creepy fursuit shit and I only made it 14 seconds into the horrible video

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    Zacqary Adam Green 2 weeks ago



    There only need to be three things said to the "general public" about sex in the furry community:

    1) Furries tend to be more sex-positive than average people.

    2) When you get a group of thousands of people together who share a common interest, some of them are bound to take their clothing off with one another.

    3) Neither of these things mean that we are going to molest your children.

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