Furries ruin everything

Discussion in 'Furries & Ponys' started by FlamingTofuSquare, Jul 16, 2012.

  1. FlamingTofuSquare

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    Let's just pretend Disturbed wasn't shit to begin with
     
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    Also, not just a furry thing (but I think it's a weaboo thing), but I don't get the appeal of this pose.

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    Cliche pose is cliche. The title is "Sexy Surprise". Your character may be surprised, but I sure as hell am not.
     
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    Aww, boo. I love them. I guess I'm a tool like that.
     
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    It's very rare when furries don't ruin something.
     
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    Maybe one day there will be a thread called "Furries Impoved Something." Highly unlikely, but there's always hope.

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    Well i spent all night thinking about it, and i cannot think of a single thing.
     
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    Many things wrong with this.
    The arm fur, the mismatched arm sizes, the badly planned out head, it looks like it was drawn by a 12 year old who used a fursuit as a guide, what is in the hand? what the fuck is it? why is there a weird grey border around the character?

    Why is there a breast like lump to the left of the body? is that a boob? what is up with the other side? why is the head to the far left of the chest?

    Where was this piece of shit found?
     
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    DA, where else?

    Object in hand is his/her "badass flashlight". Weird border looks like they drew the character one one piece of paper and glued it to the background.

    I think the worst part of this is the fact that this is an Alan Wake OC. WTF, its' not like Silent Hill where the cast is always changing and OCs/Sues aren't too out of place. The games are called ALAN WAKE because the main character is ALAN WAKE. The end, period.
     
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    My goodness.

    As a fan of Allan Wake and a collector of flashlights (yeah people who love their flashlights really love this game)
    I am offend.
     
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    Go to deviantart and type "anything you like" and add the tag furry to it. Or better yet nothing is scared from rule34 to yaoi pairings so everything is pretty fucked

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    If I didn't know what was supposed to be a Dr. Who furry, I might go "hmm, decent furry in a vintage suit." BUT ALAS!