Heard any funny little rhymes? post them here! There once was a young girl called Maddie, She had such an unthinking daddy, Snatched from her bed, She's probably dead, Raped by a Portuguese baddy. A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow? A stringfellow- why didn't you know? It has tanned leather skin and a massive libido and bad 80's hair and a grin like a paedo. -courtesy of british comedy show "mock the week"