Funny Rhymes

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  1. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    Heard any funny little rhymes? post them here!

    There once was a young girl called Maddie,
    She had such an unthinking daddy,
    Snatched from her bed,
    She's probably dead,
    Raped by a Portuguese baddy.

    A stringfellow? What's a stringfellow? A stringfellow- why didn't you know? It has tanned leather skin and a massive libido and bad 80's hair and a grin like a paedo.
    -courtesy of british comedy show "mock the week"
     
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    i suppose all rap counts but for the wrong reason
     
  3. Moscow

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    definitely for the wrong reason.

    there's also this:
    Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon,
    1000 volts shot up it's bum and turned it's wool to nylon.

    and:
    Good king senselesslas looked out, of his bedroom winder*
    silly bugger he fell out, on a red hot cinder

    Brightly shone his moon that night, thought the frost was cru-el
    when a peasant came in sight and shot the bloody foo-ooo-ool
    *this bit only works if you say "winder," as opposed to "wind-owe". I've spelt phonetically to get around this.
     
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    50 keeps rhyming "Isn't it ironic how erotic it is INSERT RANDOM LYRICS HERE"
    it's poor grammar and it's incorrect
     
  5. Moscow

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    There's more:
    Hey diddle diddle the cat took a piddle,
    All over the bedside clock.
    The little dog laughed to see such fun.
    Then died of electric shock.

    and:
    Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater.
    Whacked off in the movie theater.
    Sprayed his load across the screen
    And ruined Titanic's final scene
     
  6. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I'ma keep these coming:

    Mary had a little lamb
    it's fleece was black as charcoal
    and every time she stroked it's back
    sparks flew out it's arsehole.
     
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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue.
    Toilets are white,

    until I make poo.
     
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    Here is a thread all about rhyming
    There are some that are off timing
    Sometimes I have no idea what I'm saying
    So shut the fuck up and lets start playing
     
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    uh
    fuck it.