Funniest Things You've Heard a Nigger Say

Discussion in 'Hard Gay Shitpost Metropolis' started by Anone, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Anone

    Anone
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2011
    Messages:
    377
    I keel you.
     
  2. TheDukeOfCrowns

    TheDukeOfCrowns
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2011
    Messages:
    2,608
    Don't worry baby, it won't hurt at all.
     
  3. Lucky

    Lucky
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    2,058
    I had this black chick tell me I was "making it rain" when I dropped her change.
    It actually made me lol.
     
    • Like Like x 1
    • Edgy Edgy x 1
    • List
  4. Rock

    Rock
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,645
    Occupation:
    Pretty boy swag'n
    Home Page:
    While walking out of my school's computer lab, I overheard one large nigger say to another: "Sometimes a nigga can't get enough waffles."
     
  5. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,965
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    "I'm here to apply for a job"
     
  6. ge5undhe17

    ge5undhe17
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    7,019
    Occupation:
    Lab Tech
    "Kids say dah darndedest thangs"

    [​IMG]
     
  7. madh8r

    madh8r
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2011
    Messages:
    1,687
    Home Page:
  8. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,965
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    "No officer, I wasn't smoking crack"
     
  9. ge5undhe17

    ge5undhe17
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    7,019
    Occupation:
    Lab Tech
    "Hi, I'm Jerome Ayers from Indiana. I am a manga artist."
     
  10. Ramsey Bolton

    Ramsey Bolton
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 7, 2011
    Messages:
    450
    South carolina ftw
    "weeell sheeet whatcu mean he want chu to show up on time uses gotcs to take care of you're business"
     
  11. scumhook

    scumhook
    Expand Collapse
    Managing account details

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    19,965
    Occupation:
    Fellator of the homeless
    Home Page:
    Should be "Watermelon Washington" instead of "Jerome Ayers"
     
  12. Dynamic Entry

    Dynamic Entry
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2011
    Messages:
    2,103
    Occupation:
    Hokage
    im walking behind three ghetto ass black girls, and we pass by a bus at a stop, and some jamaican pops his head out of the window and says
    " AY YOU THREE BLACK BITCHES ARE DIRTY, GO BACK TO AFRICA"

    i lol'd as the hoodrats raged.
     
  13. Die In A Fire

    Die In A Fire
    Expand Collapse
    Presutable Woard

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    7,935
    Occupation:
    Gree Guy Clone
    Home Page:
    OMG XDDDDD That is a fucking kneeslapper
     
  14. Dynamic Entry

    Dynamic Entry
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Aug 24, 2011
    Messages:
    2,103
    Occupation:
    Hokage
    true story too. :awesome:
     
  15. Baya Rae 4900

    Baya Rae 4900
    Expand Collapse
    Lawlman

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    36,351
    Occupation:
    Nazi Chocolate (25.8069)
    Home Page:
    "The Tea Party is synonymous with the KKK." Something like that. I think it was Al Sharpton that said it. You can fill a book with all the stupid shit that he and people like him have said.
     
  16. Die In A Fire

    Die In A Fire
    Expand Collapse
    Presutable Woard

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    7,935
    Occupation:
    Gree Guy Clone
    Home Page:
    Even better lol
     
  17. Harpoons

    Harpoons
    Expand Collapse
    Fissure of Man

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    4,534


    Pretty much anything Kevin Hart says.
     
  18. ge5undhe17

    ge5undhe17
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    7,019
    Occupation:
    Lab Tech
    "Hi, ah'm watermellun washingtun and ah'm a maing-gah artist"

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Garrett

    Garrett
    Expand Collapse
    DMCA Dumpster

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    681
    Occupation:
    Rooting you
    Home Page:
    Anything relentless says is usually worth laughing at.
     
  20. Morbidorable

    Morbidorable
    Expand Collapse
    Vessel of Spunk

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2011
    Messages:
    799
    Occupation:
    antisocialite
    Home Page:
    "john kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender says 'hey, you look like a horse!'"
     
  21. Lloyd

    Lloyd
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Hero

    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2011
    Messages:
    1,409
    After getting a bad grade in some high school paper about the American civil war.
    "This is shit, I'm from Somalia, I know more about civil war than any of you!"
     
  22. Gwazi

    Gwazi
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2011
    Messages:
    311
    Occupation:
    Student
    Home Page:
    "Man obama da mo fukin president and shit dawg like dats so good and shit cuz all da racist crackas said it wouldn't happen man but it did i can do whatever da fuk i want we in powa now dawg man fuk tha bullshit black pride"
     
  23. dickbutt9000

    dickbutt9000
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2011
    Messages:
    13
    Occupation:
    Lonely neckbeard virgin
    Home Page:
    I have never heard a nigger say anything funny, I think they lack humor. Or maybe it's the fact that I have never really spoken with a nigger before. :kkk:
     
  24. ge5undhe17

    ge5undhe17
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    7,019
    Occupation:
    Lab Tech


     
  25. Harpoons

    Harpoons
    Expand Collapse
    Fissure of Man

    Joined:
    Jul 14, 2011
    Messages:
    4,534
    Stephen K Amos can be pretty funny too.

     
  26. Rock

    Rock
    Expand Collapse
    Girlvinyl

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2011
    Messages:
    4,645
    Occupation:
    Pretty boy swag'n
    Home Page:
    "I paid for this tv"
    LOLOLO
     
  27. CTWind

    CTWind
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Jul 17, 2011
    Messages:
    254
    Home Page:
    "Why is it that I always seem to be acting as a white guy, like you?"- Some guy, while in drama class. Don't ask.

    And by and by, I AM NOT KIDDING
     
  28. Anone

    Anone
    Expand Collapse
    Dramacrat

    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2011
    Messages:
    377
    lulz, finally did something right over here. liking everyone 4thelulz.
     
  29. Flu

    Flu
    Expand Collapse
    EDF Elite

    Joined:
    Jul 18, 2011
    Messages:
    1,778
    Occupation:
    milk man
    Home Page:
    A coloured man in the dead of winter, about to put his lips to his instrument and blow the first note on his trumpet: "Ooo! Dat cold!"
     
  30. Conan Edogawa

    Conan Edogawa
    Expand Collapse
    Ediot

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2011
    Messages:
    25
    Occupation:
    I was a high school student.
    "I have a dream..."