Fukushima 2: Electric Boogaloo

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    Japan Fukushima tsunami alert after Pacific earthquake

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-24677578
     
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    Fucking japs, thats what happens when you place a nuclear reactor on a completly unstable island
     
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    I need to update the Fukushima article. Apparently, there has been an unprecedented number of violent dog attacks happening in Japan, especially in the Fukushima area since March 11th, 2011. I am sure someone could make a few good fallout jokes knowing this.
     
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    Well their whole country is an island, they can't just run it on banana peels. But if they were smart they would develop melt-down proof thorium reactors. It's 3x more abundant and 1,000 times less radioactive, we only use uranium because of the weapon implications.
     
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    Fucking chinks.
     
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    Or they could attempt to relate important world events to something besides video games for once.
     
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    About fucking time. Tired of watching the #Blackfish shit on CNN. You happy now? Mother nature is killing the number one whale fuckers. Now stop talking about Seaworld.
     
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    Don't they kill dolphins more?
     
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    Know what a turtle is?

    same thing.

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    did they go extinct already
     
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    While people attacked by dogs all angry from radiation is funny, but one creates humor by layering content with various levels of joke quality (in how well grasped the allusion is), and a joke about Fallout or Resident Evil dogs would be the cherry on top.

    Something for everyone

     
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    keep it up japan... let that radiation fly freely, then when godzilla comes out n starts fuckin' your shit up we can nuke you again
     
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    Weird how none of this alarmist bullshit ever seems to have rad readings from the area.
     
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    Rad readings in the pacific ocean are fucking useless. Ever since you lot blasted some Atolls to irradiated bits back in the good old days of the nuclear arms race the background radiation has been so high even if Fukushima NPP crumbled into the sea whole the added radiation would be undetectable.

    Sushi has been irradiated for decades now, no reason to stop eating it now.
     
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    Which is pretty much my point. We live in an irradiated world, and it is only getting moreso. If your fragile testes and ovaries can't handle it, your genes will not be missed.