Fucktard Of The Year:Woman Breastfeeds Her Dad, Claims It Will Save His Life

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  1. KoalaRimjob

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    In a strange magazine article in Closer, a woman named Sonia Ortiz-Allen disclosed that she breastfeeds her dad because she believes it is helping him beat cancer.

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    Shockingly, she does not use a breast milk pump and instead lets him suckle it straight from her nipples.

    “It’s no different to when I feed my son—there’s nothing sexual in it at all,” she claims.

    Sonia started doing it after both she and her father read a news article about how mother’s milk can help to kill off cancer. That the news article did not cite any peer-reviewed scientific journals did not matter to either Sonia or her dad, who was more than eager to suck her breasts as a means of treating his cancer.

    http://www.oddballdaily.com/2011/03/24/woman-breastfeeds-her-dad-claims-it-will-save-his-life/

    Kill me now
     
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    Is this not old news? I am quite sure the first time I heard of this was last year.
     
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    They smile in that picture so cheeky - dad must have the greatest satisfaction better than with wife dead or not
     
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    Wow........
     
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    Fritzl would've been pleased.
     
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    I'm dumbfounded by the stupidity of this woman, FUCK MY BRAIN.
     
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    Is this a news magazine like The UK Sun is a news magazine, or is this shit legit?
     
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    AND WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW PICTURES?
     
  11. KoalaRimjob

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    So to summerise the list of cancer cures is now

    Hemp Oil
    Vitimin b17

    and your daughters milk.
     
  12. TheDukeOfCrowns

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    How did this happen. The conversation must have been awkward.

    "Hay dad want to suck my tits?"
     
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    So he gets cancer and thinks "how can I use this to my advantage?" and his first idea was this? Was he waiting for this perfect opportunity and then thanked God for getting cancer?
     
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    Cancer + Daughter = incest breast milk
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    Kirmit's happy.
     
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    ...I just...What.
     
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    Meanwhile, at GlaxoSmithKline's Eugenics laboratories...

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    soy un vago de mierda....
    I CAN SEE IN THE SMILE OF THAT GUY THE "SUFFERING" OF HIM:|
     
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    Hmm... I wonder if blow-jobs could cure cancer too now....
     
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    Sounds like someone read Grapes of Wrath, but really didn't get what that guy was dying from at the end.
     
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    I guess she red too much Grapes of Wrath. (Fuck you, Rape Train.)