Fucking Reserves: The Ballad of Political Correctness in Today's Navy

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  1. Stormtrooper

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    A long, long time ago in an Navy far away
    Nobody told a Small Craft Coxswain what she could not say
    She could have a smoke in the cockpit
    She could get stone drunk at the bar
    And I know some things had to change but we've gone too fucking far..

    Now you can't this, you can't say that
    Some fucking Officer just might get upset
    And I just can't believe all our luck
    You've gotta be in the Reserves just to say "fuck"

    They say that we've got talent
    but judgment's what we lack
    Like showing our tits to the Captain's wife
    But we won't take it back
    She said she was offended but that only made us smile
    'Cause deep down we knew she's a dyke and she was only in denial!

    Now I don't think it could get any worse
    You can't freaking drink and you can't freaking curse
    I just can't believe all our luck
    You've gotta be in the Reserves just to say "fuck"

    To say fuck.
    To say fuck.
    I just can't believe all our luck
    You've gotta be in the Reserves to say "fuck"

    Now this political correctness it must come to an end
    'Cause we're in the business of killing, who gives a fuck if we offend
    I can mow 'em down by the thousands but I can't say a dirty word
    Now that's the dumbest fucking thing that I have ever heard.

    Now I don't think it could get any worse
    You can't fucking drink and you can't fucking curse
    I just can't believe all our luck
    You've gotta be in the Reserves to say "fuck".
     
  2. Baya Rae 4900

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  3. Harpoons

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    I always thought this was the ballad of the navy.