FUCKING MAGNETS!!!!!

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    Going for votes in the "Most Likely to Leak Water After a Drink" category, this stupid bitch ate magnetic balls.

    This, by itself, wasn't a problem. The little round fellas would just work their way through her obviously retarded innards, until they were pooped out. The lutz ensued when, as they traveled through her intestines, they got near each other...

    Picture Magneto breaking out of his ghey plastic jail in X2.

    That final sentence is the winner of the "Words to Live By" category.

    Sauce: http://www.theage.com.au/nsw/the-magnetic-attraction-that-almost-killed-kaytlyn-20120309-1uoe9.html

    When she grows up, I hope her face improves and she gets really big tits, because she's got fuck-all going on upstairs.
     
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    lol wow.:lmao:
     
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    I was thinking of the villain yes.


    But what really gets me thinking is what if she had been under a super magnet that would of attracted those little suckers like bullets tearing through her body.
     
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    So that's how they work...
     
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    If only ICP and/or all the Juggalos decided to wear magnetic lip piercings.
     
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    Like her going in for an MRI...

    Fucking classic!!!
     
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    Looks like we have a case of... (sunglasses)... Fatal Attraction...
     
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    that's fucking awful. like xmas cracker joke bad
     
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    Yeah, sorry.
     
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    Don't worry. It's only a matter of time before she tries to stick her tongue into an electrical socket.
     
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    Good to see magnets follow the maxim of RIP AND TEAR.
     
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    if she'd just waited a few days between swallows she would have been fine. lol
     
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    Was the kid a juggalo? Because that would be fucking hysterical.
     
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    I have never met a juggalo in real life.
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    Good, you're probably smarter and healthier that way. I had to regain my fucking IQ lost from listening to them out of curiosity back when all my friends in school started being obsessed with them, by getting 26,000 people to join the first Kick a Juggalo/Juggalette day. Everytime someone got kicked I felt a little smarter LOL
     
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    You mean to tell me that shit like ICP was popular?
    did you live in Redneckville or something?
     
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    Dutchess County, NY.... about an hour and a half north of New York City, so yeah kind of haha.

    EDIT: Actually now that I think about it I'm pretty sure they advertised their shit on MTV like 10 years ago...
     
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    Thank god i never had MTV 10 years ago.