fucking little shitbucket

Discussion in 'Complaint Department' started by rst8, Aug 2, 2011.

  1. rst8

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    my dog walks up next to me will im on the computer
    *hear weird slughing noises
    *wonder why the dog is sitting next to me
    *dog begins to walk away
    *see pile of shit
    *"YOU FUCKING SHITTING NIGGER DOG!"
    *dog runs away
    *pick up dogshit with plastic bag
    *open door
    *get 75% out the door
    *BOOM*
    *walk directly into spider web
    *FACT:80% of times spiders are in the very center of their web
    *step back
    *throw shit on couch
    *throw shirt on floor
    *shit rolls out of bag onto floor
    so pissed
     
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    Did you eat it?
     
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    I'm $$Trooper, a badass commie nigger.

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  4. rst8

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    why would i eat dogshit?
     
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    No, no. The shirt.
     
  6. rst8

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    why would i eat the shirt?
     
  7. Immortal_Cake

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    Tasty, of course.
     
  8. rst8

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    ....spiderman?
     
  9. Immortal_Cake

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    That, too.
     
  10. rst8

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    but shirts arent tasty
     
  11. Immortal_Cake

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    You have to sweat on it, first.
     
  12. rst8

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    um
     
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    Fucking LOL'd. This is why you don't allow dogs inside.
     
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    That's why I keep a mattress outside for The Member Formerly Known As Baya's mother.
     
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    Ouch. You wounded me, bro. I don't think I'll ever recover from such an insult. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to find solace in eating everything in the fridge and gain fifty kilos.
     
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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    classy as usual
     
  17. rst8

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    bump
     
  18. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    YOULL HAVE TO EXCUSE HIM, TIS HARD TO COME UP WITH BETTER MATERIAL WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM BEING MENTALLY HANDICAPPED.
     
  19. rst8

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    atleast he isnt a kidde fiddler
     
  20. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    YOU TOO?
     
  21. rst8

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    the evidence against you is mountainous
     
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  23. rst8

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    have fun raping them babbys you pedo
     
  24. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    HAVE FUN INCORRECTLY BELIEVING ANY OF YOU ASPIES ARE FUNNY.
     
  25. rst8

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    have fun fucking babbys
     
  26. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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  27. rst8

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    r u mad because i insluted you you babby fucker
     
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