Fucking environmentalists.

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  1. Baya Rae 4900

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    Telling me I can't use plastic bags.
     
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    I consider myself to be one of the great environmentalists of our time.
     
  3. Baya Rae 4900

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    Environmentalists are the most short-sighted and deluded people ever to enter the arena of government. Even dumber than socialists, somehow. From outlawing plastic bags at checkouts to carbon taxes, these idiots are a plague. They're not helping the environment or other species. They're fucking up everything and they need to be put down. The only decent ones are the anarchists among them. Those that don't use government. It's like everything becomes retarded as soon as it embraces the mystical power of legislation.
     
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    we can't use plastic bags at the local Woolies.
    so we have to BUY reusables.
    fucking jews.
     
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    so we pay for the (overpriced) groceries and then pay them 20 or so cents for bags that might last 2 or 3 more uses before disintegrating.
     
  7. Baya Rae 4900

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    Lest we forget, the "re-usable" bags are less biodegradable than average plastic bags and people usually forget to bring the "re-usable" bags so they end up buying them at the checkout anyway. Plus people do re-use plastic bags. For trash, for carrying things. Especially smelly things.

    It's madness!

    "Madness? THIS, IS, STATE-SANCTIONED ENVIRONMENTALISM!"
     
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    Pour a little gasoline in it and see what happens; now pour some in a plastic cup.

    Fucking magic, man.
     
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    I got kicked in the stomach by a big oiled up environmentalist and fell down a hole.
     
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    Yeah, I noticed something similar when I had to piss in a Coca-Cola bottle.
     
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    BANNED LOL

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    You have yet another reason to hate me.

    I'm a proud environmentalist:awesome:
     
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    What happens? not sure I'll remember to do this experiment.
     
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    plastic is made of petroleum; pouring gasoline on a thin piece of plastic will "melt" the plastic.
     
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    I srsly hate eco-niggers."You're killing the Earth, consumerism is the devil, save the whales".

    EAT 10,000 FLAMING HOT DICKS. I WILL drive my enormous SUV around( with it's shitty gas mileage and oil guzzling ability, I will buy expensive shit from fancy stores that utilize slave labor, and I will CONTINUE to eat large quantities of red meat, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
     
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    I like to go sit next to duck ponds with a few plastic bags, and whenever a duck waddles past I just reach forward and slip a bag over it, then wank furiously while I watch it struggle to get out.
     
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    Die-hard screaming hippies are swine. Environmentalists are bad, but hippies are the worst.

    These are exactly the same type of idiots that splash red paint on peoples furs. "Ah, gee whiz, you've gotten red paint all over my furs. Guess that means I'm just gonna have to go buy 6 or 7 more to replace it!" Good job, fuck heads. Because of your short-sightedness and stupidity, I am going to make certain at LEAST 25 chinchillas die so I can look ballin'.
     
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    I pity you. That's it.
     
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    how did i KNOW you drove one of those?
     
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    Because I need extreme leg room. These little modern day foo-foo cars can't provide the room I need for my ostrich legs.
     
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    I briefly worked in Environment California this summer and they were trying to ban the plastic bag. Here is my story with them.

     
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    Environment California is a pyramid scheme
     
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    I work in a library.
    so i'm psychic again...
    i know for a fact that, on sundays, my ninja is in his underwear doing math.
    i can predict this like clock work.
     
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    They sound batshit insane
     
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    Plastic bags rules.
     
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    I wonder how cashiers feel about the whole situation.
     
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    I hate those kind of people; it's fine to be for the environment but please have the virtue to SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

    Also Eco-terrorism is the lamest kind of terrorism that exists.
     
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    Do Animal Rights activists count as Enviromentalists?

    Because I hate them way, way more.
     
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    I probably won't care about the environment until all of our actions eventually come back to bite us in the arse.
     
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    It's hard to find one that isn't the other.