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  1. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I just spilt tea on my shirt. I didn't even realise I'd done it either, god I feel like such a retard.
    anyone else done something that's made them look at themselves and think: you twat?
     
  2. carcinologist

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    YOU FUCKING BRITS AND YOUR EARL GRAY TEA.

    DRINK COFFEE.

    COFFEE IS FOR REAL MEN.

    /retard mode off
     
  3. CallMeMaggot

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    Posting in SMYD

    Wait...
     
  4. Moscow

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    It's not just about football

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    I hate earl grey, it's flavourless muck. Builders tea is the stuff- strong enough to kick chuck Norris's ass and syrupy sweet. LOVE IT.
     
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    oh ok.
     
  6. Lucila

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    How about Lattes?...I love me some Starbucks.
     
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  8. rst8

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    YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
    REAL MEN DONT NEED NON OF THT SHIT
    REAL MEAN NEED SEMEN AND ALCHOHOL
    LEARN2MAN
     
  9. Lucila

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    How about Semen in the liquor?
     
  10. rst8

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    NO NO NO YOU DONT EAT THE SEMEN YOU KEEP IT IN YOUR DICK
     
  11. Moscow

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    half right, real men need alcohol and pig grease. semen is for wimminz and fags
     
  12. rst8

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    ok,im interested/aroused,what do you use the grease for
     
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    edit: i really am
     
  14. Lucila

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    I think the men use it as lube for the wimminz to get the semen.
     
  15. rst8

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    srsly i need to kno wat to do with my large barrel of greaspigs
     
  16. Moscow

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    the pig grease is contained in bacon and sausages and other pig products that are eaten for a manly breakfast.
     
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    oh that makes sense
     
  18. CallMeMaggot

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    Then you are a real men for sure...like David

    Tantric fap, the seal of virility
     
  19. VROOMIE JAY

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    THIS IS NOW A VROOMIE JAY THREAD

    AND IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME BREAD
     
  20. rst8

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    NIGGER RESPOND TO THE OTHER THREAD WE DONT WANT YOUR AIDS HERE
     
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    Let's get back on topic. There will be no tomfoolery in SMYD.

    Now, I've accidentally gone to a party with an ice chest full of Danimals and Capri Suns. I could've killed my myself.
     
  22. carcinologist

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    that doesnt rhyme
     
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  24. VROOMIE JAY

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    VROOMIE JAY GOTTA SPREAD THE LOVE
    BUT NOT FOR YOU
    YOU STINKIN' DOVE
     
  25. Moscow

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    GTFO my thread you stinking nigger.
     
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    that's communism for you.
     
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  28. Moscow

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    Thats not communism, thats me being a spastic.
     
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  30. Moscow

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    Wrong. Cause: me being a spaz effect: me ending up with tea on my shirt.