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  1. Whatever

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    God, I hate the fucking summer. Hot all the fucking time. Southern California sucks.

    So, do you also have shitty weather where you live, or do you actually like 90+ degree shitty weather?
     
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    Here is winter, luckily, I hate summer too. I mean, there is only so much you can take off.
     
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    BAAAWW. SoCal's got the best fucking weather in the world. Just live near the beach & you'll be fine.

    See how easy that was?

    I should be a fucking advice columnist.
     
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    It's hot as fuck here too. Thank god for industrial sized air conditioners.
     
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    I herd summer in Australia is fucking brutal.
     
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    Yeah it can be depending on where you are. Perth gets well into the 40's (C) for weeks on end. Go up north in WA, and you're into the 50's. It's dry, but 45C is fucking hot, dry or not.

    East Coast is more humid & temperate, but North QLD gets nasty. @$$Trooper can attest to QLD's balmy summers...
     
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    http://www.weather.com/weather/tenday/92648

    See? Fucking beautiful.
     
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    Damn, here is 33-34ºC tops, dry.
     
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    i sleep during the day and then stay up at night during the summer to maximize my slack.

    i do the opposite during the winter.

    and yeah man, i forgot how much i hate my balls floating like bouys in my boxers in a sea of scrot sweat.
     
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    Its been overcast here for weeks man.
    but summers do get hot and humid.

    You want really fucking brutal, The NT and Perth are fucking insane.
     
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    OMG, you should be one. After I got that advice, I magically started living by the beach. Thank you so much, the weather is sooo much better here.
     
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    I KNOW!!! RIGHT????

    Stuff is sooo fucking easy!!
     
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    Agreed, it's horrible. But at least there's no humidity to make it even worse.
     
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    ITS SO FUCKING MUGGY
    SHITTY WEATHER ACTUALLY GOT WORSE
    IT WAS (LIGHTLY) RAINING HOT GODDAMN WATER
     
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    florida- nature's sauna....
    i'm glad i work indoors with great A/C

    this will not end until november.
     
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    I AGREE! FUCK THE HEAT! ESPECIALLY LEBRON JAMES!

    Also, stop bitching about 90 degrees. Come to central Texas and you'll be begging for double digit temperatures and "only 70% humidity."
     
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    just got through a heatwave. heat index had the temperature up to 115F at its peak. it's been 80s-low 90s now, which is fine. im a minimalist and dont own an air conditioner (actually is too lazy) so the heatwave was particularly brutal. i was averaging about 2-3 hours of sleep per night for that week.

    the moral of this story is im packing my shit and moving to greenland.
     
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    What does Lebron James have to do with this? Is he the one causing this heat? Then yeah, fuck him.
     
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    They don't call it Misery for nothing. It's hot as fuck here. At least the humidity isn't 100%. That's when sweating literally does nothing.
     
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    Fuck you niggas.
    I live in the fucking desert.
     
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    THIS.

    Houston area. 90-110F, 90% Humidity. The rain, it does nothing.

    Move to the beach? It's full of oil and fifth ward sewer overflow.
     
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    You live in a tourist paradise.

    Go jump in the Red Sea.
     
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    As a Finn, I loathe the heat. It's been mid 70's and low 80's around here in washington and I HATE it. I swear to god i'm melting or some shit, I wish it was like fifty degrees out.
     
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    Low 80's.

    Brutal.
     
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    That end June-early July heatwave was brutal as fuck. Over 100 degrees for 10 days straight, occasionally going over 110. I don't know what was worst though, last year where it was 120 for several days, or it being 100 for a longer period of time. What the fuck, man. This ain't no goddamn Mojave Desert. I live in the Mid-Atlantic.
     
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    Don't patronize me you twat.
     
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    I hope your iced fagaccino frappe gets unpleasantly warm in the searing blaze of the 80 degree Pac NW heat.
     
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    Hey man, I can't help it, the heat turns me into a little bitch. Honestly, I'd rather sit around in near freezing temperatures in my shorts than have to put up with 80+ degree weather.
     
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    Go and hug one of the majestic trees.

    Or fuck a hipster. Doesn't have to be a chick - the guys aren't much different.
     
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