Yeah, fuck 'em. I got my first speeding ticket last night. Normally, I'm pretty good about spotting cops at 1 in the morning, but I got lazy. Now I have to give my first unborn son to the state. I used to only have a mild disdain for cops. But now they've gotten all up in my bidness and wallet, and I fucking hate them. YES, it IS petty, childish, and immature, but I find minor inconvenience positively enraging. I'm American, that's what I do The nerve of these assholes. DON'T THEY HAVE SHIT TO DO? Catch murderers? SOLVE CRIMES? No, the police aren't police, let's call them by what they really are STATE REVENUE GENERATORS. Cops don't care about you, me, or anyone else in between. The idea of "the law" lures them into to feeling power. They need power due to some trauma they faced as gawky/faggoty teenagers. NOW THEY MUST BE THE LAW. They're majestically brainwashed zombies that believe the written law is sacred, and all infractions must be paid via monetary fine. THE LAW! How they all see themselves. True story. What they really are. Useless, hee-hawing, bang bang get the bad guy dumbasses. FUCK THE POLICE. Yes, I mad, and yes, I am butthurt.