Fuck the Police

Discussion in 'Religion & Politics' started by Atomic_Joe, Feb 17, 2012.

  1. Atomic_Joe

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    Yeah, fuck 'em.
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    I got my first speeding ticket last night. Normally, I'm pretty good about spotting cops at 1 in the morning, but I got lazy. Now I have to give my first unborn son to the state.

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    I used to only have a mild disdain for cops. But now they've gotten all up in my bidness and wallet, and I fucking hate them. YES, it IS petty, childish, and immature, but I find minor inconvenience positively enraging. I'm American, that's what I do

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    The nerve of these assholes. DON'T THEY HAVE SHIT TO DO? Catch murderers? SOLVE CRIMES? No, the police aren't police, let's call them by what they really are

    STATE REVENUE GENERATORS. Cops don't care about you, me, or anyone else in between. The idea of "the law" lures them into to feeling power. They need power due to some trauma they faced as gawky/faggoty teenagers. NOW THEY MUST BE THE LAW. They're majestically brainwashed zombies that believe the written law is sacred, and all infractions must be paid via monetary fine.

    THE LAW!
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    How they all see themselves. True story.

    What they really are.
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    Useless, hee-hawing, bang bang get the bad guy dumbasses.

    FUCK THE POLICE.

    Yes, I mad, and yes, I am butthurt.
     
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    I'm with you this one, cops are bad for my stash, man. Those sadistic fuckers made me smash my bong in front of them in exchange for not being arrested.
     
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    YOU GOTTA POST THE SONG NIGGA.

     
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    They are just trying to do their job.
     
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    stop hatin'
     
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    The uniformed police are nothing more than over-glorified security guards and auxiliary for the investigators. The police (the ones that are plain clothed) who solve serious crimes make up a small percentage of any given police force.
     
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    What the fuck were you doing with your bong with cops around anyways
     
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    yeah fukk those pigs

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  11. Atomic_Joe

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    The BEST thing a cop could ever be used for is a deterrent. Cops don't lift a finger when it comes to crime. They wait in their little roadside jerk off spots until they get a call, then they WAIT a few minutes, just to make sure THEY'LL be safe when they arrive on scene. In the event they ARE on time, they ask a series of stupid question that basically just to KILL TIME so they don't have to look for the crook.

    I have zero respect for an organization that believes stopping murder, car theft, and cock mongling is not as important as making sure average Joe follows the unrealistic rules of the road.
     
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    I posted that for the sole purpose of antagonizing you.
    I am shocked you even dignified that with a response.
     
  13. Atomic_Joe

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    ...fuck...
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    Police academy wasn't that bad.
     
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    Joe, have some respect for law enforcement. It's hard, if not impossible, to enforce the law and stop crime and gruesome murders when they're not in any condition to do so whatsoever. They are limited to giving out tickets for the most trivial of traffic infractions due to their physical condition.
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    ust went to the beach, and there were like five of them surrounding my car when I got back.
     
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    Oh no, don't get me wrong. The law is fine, I don't have a problem with the laws of America. It's the DUMB SHITS enforcing it I have beef with. Don't these fucks have STANDARDS?
     
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    I luckily have not had the displeasure of dealing with a police officer myself, but I was amazed at what happened at the high school I went to.

    When people got out of school they would want to go across the street into the area that had various shops, but the actual crosswalk was out of way. So logically, most people were like "fuck that" and just jaywalked across. However, every day there would always be a police officer positioned right outside of the school eagerly waiting to give tickets for jaywalking. In fact, I remember there was like a teacher/counselor warning the students of the police officers, which probably meant that the school was not really all that for it.

    It was one of the most retarded things I had ever seen.
     
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    I haven't had a speeding ticket for years, but I got nailed for $210 on the way back from skool the other day. My roommate is telling me that, for $50 you can request a hearing and get off...if the cop doesn't show up; otherwise you pay up AND look like a jackass.
     
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    Some how, this translated into my mind as "spawn camping".
     
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    uhh you don't have much room to speak, you went to war and did the same to iraqis.
     
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    i threw up on a cop the first time i got arrested. i was drunk as fuck.
     
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    I lost my first family member last night. Normally, I'm pretty good about spotting americans at 1 in the morning, but I got lazy. Now I gave my firstborn son to the state.

    I used to only have a mild disdain for the US occupying forces. But now they've gotten all up in my bidness and wallet, and I fucking hate them. YES, it IS petty, childish, and immature, but I find major inconveniences positively enraging. I'm Iraqi, that's what I do

    The nerve of these assholes. DON'T THEY HAVE SHIT TO DO? Catch terrorists? PROTECT AMERICA? No, the US troops aren't troops, let's call them by what they really are

    CORPORATE REVENUE GENERATORS. Soldiers don't care about you, me, or anyone else in between. The idea of "international law" lures them into to feeling power. They need power due to some trauma they faced as gawky/faggoty teenagers. NOW THEY MUST BE THE LAW. They're majestically brainwashed zombies that believe US sanctions are sacred, and all infractions must be paid via bloodshed

    THE LAW!

    How they all see themselves. True story.

    What they really are.

    [imagine there's a picture of a stereotypical redneck here]

    Useless, hee-hawing, bang bang get the bad guy dumbasses.

    FUCK THE TROOPS.

    Yes, I mad, and yes, I am butthurt.
     
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    I wasn't smoking it, it was in my trunk, and the bong was in my backseat under a blanket. Either they smelled it or it fell off.
     
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    Huh. Happens to all of us, I guess
     
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    WHAT??!!

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    I'll never see you the same, mate