Fuck teen who od'd, then went to work at Dairy Queen

Discussion in 'News' started by Radha the Buttwhisperer, Feb 11, 2018.

  1. Radha the Buttwhisperer

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    Bitch was colder than the ice cream cakes he's selling, but he still stuck his dick in.
    That's a dedicated dickwad.

    cyanotic lips suck the best dicks
     
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  2. AbeWallard

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  3. Lyle

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    Dairy Queen is delicious though, but I still like my girls warm.
     
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  4. Dildo Baggins

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    Hey maybe you shouldnt fucking do drugs that will kill, then your body wont get raped :D
     
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  5. Chrono

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    It's not rape, if they're dead! Although, it's now necrophilia!
     
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    She was still alive when he fucked her.
     
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    She is a retard anyway. Percs have acetaminophen in them, and anyone who snorts tylenol is a candidate for sterilization in my book.
     
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  9. Cricket

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    Still alive when he started fucking her

     
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  10. dropdatwat

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    oh nvm
     
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  11. Lovecraft

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  12. Synecdoche

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    hey don't get mad at the guy, he probably has to work 82 hours a day, was lucky to have the hours that he got:


     
  13. Solution

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    I am going to start huffing glue and paint thinner, clearly it take a special kind of stupid to give so little fucks, if only to be this care free
     
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  14. wretchedgretchen

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    I think it would be pretty hawt to fuck someone as they die
     
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    I think it would be pretty hawt if you just died...
    Pull dat sexy trigger 4 me bb
     
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  16. wretchedgretchen

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  17. Solution

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  18. wretchedgretchen

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  19. AnonAutismo

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    Oh shit gretchen's gonna go out like @Satanicdruggie
     
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    Did she ever say "No"? If not, it wasn't rape.And if she croaked during the act, it isn't necrophilia.

    I say this guy is a goddamned hero to MRAs everywhere.
     
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  21. ilovejesus69

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    If you work on your social skills you won't need to rape dying girls.
     
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  22. wretchedgretchen

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    The ability to rape dead drugwhores would be an improvement on my social skills :(
     
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    Pick yourself up, cowboy. There's still a lot more trail to go.
     
  24. wretchedgretchen

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    My life is chaos. I almost died in a car accident on my birthday and got dumped 6 hours later. I'm close.
     
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  26. ilovejesus69

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    That's a sad story. Everyone has one though.

    My last ex dumped me the same weekend I had to save my mom's life after she broke her back and had a brain hemorrhage. My girlfriend before that killed herself after I broke up with her and blamed it on me.

    You still gotta keep going though. Even if you have a sad story or two.
     
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  28. ilovejesus69

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    Life isn't fair sometimes. But if you keep going, eventually it might not be fair but in your favor instead.
     
  29. AnonAutismo

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    Nigga if you're gonna cry about how horrible your life is on EDF of all fucking places then maybe you should off yourself.
     
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    why, this is a friendly place
     
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