FUCK CATS.

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    God I hate those little fuckers, their shit smells just awful and so does there piss. And dogs are way better anyways, because they do there shit OUTSIDE not indoors, and dogs also protect you from bad people/niggers, but what does the cat do? Just stare like he doesn't give a fuck that they are going to take your $1000 dollar laptop.
     
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    That's racist : - )
     
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    wat if the cats was a person?
     
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    I agree about how bad and useless cats are, but dogs are just as bad. Dogs bark at every single fucking thing, dig holes in your yard and leave huge piles of shit for you to step in when you go get your morning newspaper.

    Where cats transcend their owners into a little bit of a homosexual (multiplied by the number of cats owned), dogs bring out aspects of stupidity in a person that was never known existed. Dog owners are also the least responsible, in both keeping their pets spayed/neutered, general physical and mental health, and properly securing of their dogs.

    In conclusion, youthinasia both cats and dogs and get a fucking turtle.
    Turtles don't give a fuck about you and you should respect them for that.
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    I agree, cats are stupid. That's why in the movie "Cats VS Dogs", the dogs are potrayed as the heroes and win.
     
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    True, but I hate turtles just to make you mad.
     
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    The Dogs are the blacks, they are smarter and better and defeat the evil gay sissy white people who are portrayed as cats.
     
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    Yeah, but the Chihuahuas are their Mexican allies.
     
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    The leader of the cats is a fat white cat...and none of the dogs are necessairly fat. Movie needs to generalize moar.
     
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    Niggers and Hispanics vs Whites. And the Niggers and Hispanics win?
     
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    Fuckin' chihuahuas, every spic I knew had one. They believed a chihuahua took away their asthma, how science work?
     
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    Never heard that before. Sprite is our cure-all though.
     
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    Wait, did my thread just get derailed and it is now about the movie Cats vs Dogs? Fuck. Fail thread is fail.
     
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    This is now a thread about my favourite film ever
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    wtf-cat-fail.
     
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    you are an idiot and we all hate you
    bye,
     
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    Well duh, you know what she does wif it.
     
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    I knew she had an ulterior motive: Cat porn makes billions because over half the internet is cats.
     
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    Sit on my face and I'll reward you. Good job!
     
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    Dogs are disgusting.
    Short-haired breeds are greasy and smelly, and they all hump people if they aren't fixed. Ugh, fuck that.

    My cat is badass. He's fixed, doesn't slobber all over me or require constant attention, or shed everywhere. He also doesn't need to be my security because I have a security system, instead of putting my faith in a dumbass animal that eats the shit of other animals for kicks.
     
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    I have to disagree. Dogs are the most loyal of all animal companions. They are just goddamn happy if you give them a sqeaky toy and scratch them behind their ears. Cats on the other hand demand your attention and when you give it, they act like some sort of royalty and tell you to piss off. In other words, cats are like high class hookers, even down to the money you have to pay.