Fruitarianism

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by Semjaaza, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. Semjaaza

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    No alcohol here. It is a cooked food product, and many kinds are made with bacteria, so it is not really a vegan product either.

    As far as hanging out with friends, you could still hang out, but perhaps order orange juice or cranberry juice, and just sip slowly to look "cool".

    I think as fruitarianism changes you, as it has most of us, you will find that crowd, especially in their drunken state, to be shallow and just a waste of time.

    You can be using you positive energies to make the world a better place and leave it better than how you found it.

    Drinking alcohol means you dont eat enough carbs. Eating not enough carbs mean you cant go to bed when the sun goes down. Your sleep will be not good if you dont eat enough carbs.

    People need to drink alcohol because they have not enough carbs, that also means not enough carbs = NOT enough serotonin.

    I cant imagine to drink alcohol. It goes totally against everything that i want. And i dont need alcohol because i eat 6000calories a day. I can sleep when the sun goes down and i am already high from my strong serotin levels.

    I'm in bars pretty often playing music, and I'm constantly offered free drinks. I don't find it difficult or awkward to be around drinkers and not drink.

    I can easily act as dumb and silly as a drunk person if so desired :).

    I was just listening to a great talk on The Pleasure Trap by Alan Goldhamer yesterday, where he describes that alcohol (along with sugar, dairy, chocolate, and others) are unnaturally intense dopamine stimulants that cause us to abuse the dopamine reward system in our brain that is designed to favor high-calorie foods.

    Dopamine = short term pleasure. Alcoholism, beer gut, and liver toxicity = long term unhappiness. Pick a card, any card!

    Alcohol never has and never will enter my body. I value my temple too much.

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    How do i know im not eating enough calories from fruit?
    1. Cooked food starts to look and smell good.
    2. Cooked food looks more then the toxic, second rate slop it really is.
    3. Your energy, power, strength start to go downhill.
    4. Your attitude starts to suck. You just want to rip apart people and scream at them with frustration.
    5. You start to question this whole raw gig.
    6. You get cravings during the day and evening.
    7. You start to rely on discipline to keep you raw.
    8. You start to make raw pasta dishes, raw cakes etc.
    9. You start to question if we really need to exercise.
    10. Your so thin and weak that your athletic friends start to get concerned.
    11. You start to question veganism.
    12. You start blending maccadamias with dulse and spread it on 1inch thick flax crackers you made at 3am in the morning.
    13. You wake up at night and steal your housemates fruit. If your housemate is called banana guns and he told you not to eat the papaya, and you did, you aint eating enough fruit cals.
    14. You start to want to take fancy herbs and experiement with other diets.
    15. Your actually eating cooked food and reading this.
    16. Youve got some Fred Bisci Enzymes in your pocket and your ready to try the 'all raw but 20% cooked rule'
    17. You want to believe that Brian Clement is right when he says corn chips are better than fruit.
    18. You just paid aajonus vonderplanitz 400$ for a one hour consult and he told you to put an egg on a window edge for 50 days until its putrid and then to eat it. and you did it. you saw your dog eat some animal poo and you tried it too. ( true story i just heard).
    19. You just cant sleep!! you are approaching insomniac.
     
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    Looks healty, dem biceps

    Also, OP can eat my banana
     
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    :avocado:dat fruit
     
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    What does the poop of a frutarian looks like?
     
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