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Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by lulzyer, Nov 23, 2013.

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  1. lulzyer

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    already had 2 glasses of Maker's Mark.

    Sobered up a bit before my wife got home; Made coffee with Kahlua.

    Took 3 10 mg Hydrocodones about an hour ago. Definitely feeling those.

    Going to a party for a friend. Going to drink some more. It's only 6:45!

    Tit pics of my wife MAY come later. I wont promise that. She will be drinking wine, so nudity is a possibility.

    Will update later. Thank you bros.
     
  2. VX

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    Do you weigh 70 pounds or something?
     
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    This sounds like the kind of faggy shit a lawyer would do. Have less than 3 drinks and a small dose of opiates, and think it's super hard.

    Tits or GTFO
     
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    Hay, asshole, legal question-

    Just out of curiosity, if someone registers himself as a victim in a bunch of class action suits that he has nothing to do with and later collects settlement money sent to him from those suites... Is that a crime and to whom do you report something like that?
     
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    It's Onideus.
    But i'm not actually gonna do anything. I was just curious to know if enough people have done that to constitute making a law about it.
     
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    I'm Onideus, and I've got your number, kiddo.
     
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    You are now.
     
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    This thread is displaying a conspicuous lack of tits, btw. I hope she cut your dick off.
     
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    i totally agree, more titties are indeed required
    nostrovia
     
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    I'm on 80 mg of hydrocodone and 2mg of xanax. That isn't really relevant, but goddamn I'm high.
     
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    fuckin junkies...
    *shakes head
    i just want some more beer
     
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    Then whip 'em out.
     
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    i havent drank since i was in seattle.

    what sucks is every motherfucker that talked to me offered me
    heroin, weed, meth or cocaine and i didnt accept any. :picard:

    now that im home all i want to do is drugs.

     
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    This is now a saturday morning smoking thread. Also pokemon. Haunter is amazing.

     
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    I see you know the proper way to address an attorney.
     
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    Well, first step to class action lawsuits:

    One, you have to have a valid claim. You can claim you are a victim all you want. When it comes down to the actual PAYMENT time, you wouldn't get paid. Process:

    The lawfirm of Lulzyer and Oddguy files a class action lawsuit on behalf of the 10,000 plaintiffs. We get a settlement for 10 million dollars. Now, we go through all the claimants. To get your payout, you have to prove you were damaged. As the attorneys, we'd take a look at Oneidus and see "well he is full of shit, no money for him".

    Money isn't ever issued by the court. It's always part of some fund ran by some lawfirm, then it gets paid out.

    If he is singing up as a victim, he'll never get paid in a million years. If he did collect, it would be fraud at the very least.
     
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    Hook me up
     
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    Its sunday afternoon a d all you niggerfaggots need to lrn2drugs

    If you're going to hit the benzos you need to do at least 12mg of xanax
     
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    I think we use benzos to achieve different ends. 12mg is really fucking high.
     
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    Benzos as a metaphorical "main course" is a waste of a lot of pills. Benzos used to accentuate the effects of other drugs is much better (imo).
     
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    It appears that you are posting from 2 wrong hemispheres. It's actually Saturday evening.

    If you're also going to drink a liter of 190 grain, sure.
     
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    That was the last of them :( Looks like I'll be quitting.
     
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    Thank you :3

    And, theoretically speaking, if someone is committing this type of fraud, do you report something like this to the police or can you only report it to the person that has been defrauded. Again, just out of curiosity.
     
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    Oddguy I am gonna tear your face off, you dilapidated cunthugger. I've got your fucking number boy I've got your number!
     
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    I will fuck you up *so* fucking bad ill tape your eyelids open and piss a concentrated stream of dark yellow b vitamin rich urine directly unto your gay incest porn watching eyeballs *then* I will shit diarrhea *straight* up your nose for even THINKING OF FUCKING WITH ME. Rest in pieces motherfucker.