FPS Games are Shit

Discussion in 'Video Games & Weeaboo Shit' started by Fumo161, Jan 2, 2012.

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Are FPS games complete shit?

  1. No they are fun and exciting (I'm in denial).

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  2. They are complete shit.

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  1. Fumo161

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    Let's be honest, they are the most overused, spammy, and mindless video game genre ever created only shadowed by the Rhythm genre games.

    FPS Games are complete shit.
     
  2. MrGask

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    Must be all that pony magic cock.
     
  4. Sublime

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    Don't mind Fumo. He's got some sand in his vagina.

    Also, @Fumo161, you have the worst polls. I thought The Member Formerly Known As Baya was bad, but yours really are the worst.
     
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    They are shit, just like OP.
     
  6. Fumo161

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    My poll is a simple yes or no.

    You expected some kind of sarcastic pony comment for the third option?
     
  7. Sublime

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    No. Your poll is, "No, but I'm really wrong" and "Yes I agree with dumbass Fumo". If you really cared what people thought you would make two unbiased choices: "No" and "Yes". The Member Formerly Known As Baya's polls at least do this. But the best polls have options for everyone, including those who don't give a shit.

    So your poll should read:

    -No
    -Yes
    -I don't give a shit

    That would make it 100% better and invite people to actually participate in your stupid shit.

    Edit: I can't help but tag @oddguy in my argument about polls.
     
  8. Fumo161

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    Right...
    Well thank you for this insightful post Sublime, I'll see to it that next time my poll has those options.
    You have been very helpful.
    And I won't forget it.
     
  9. oddguy

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    I don't play vidia games cuz i'm not gay.
    But i must agree with Sublime here.
    This is a shit poll. The "Both options are the same" joke has been done a million times.
    Think of something new.
     
  10. Fumo161

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    I'd rather not pretend I have USI like a certain oddguy's polls.

    "Oh oddguy you make me so wet"

    ...and...

    "oddguy have my babies."

    ...among other atrocities.

    Do you think anyone cares?
    No you dumb ass!
     
  11. oddguy

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  12. Fumo161

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    You realize only like one person chooses those alternate options and now they don't even exist anymore right?

    You will be alone oddguy.

    Forever.
     
  13. Sublime

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    Not that I expect you to listen to me... Besides, your posts will still be shit even if it has a good poll. But I'd be more inclined to vote if your choices didn't suck ass.

    Also, you should get that sand out of your vagina. I'm sure it can't be good for you.
     
  14. oddguy

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    Yeah lol.
    It's not funny anymore so no one picks those but sekushi. Thats why i stopped doing those.

    Although non of this changes the fact your idea is lame and unoriginal.
     
  15. Sublime

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    Fuckyoukike, what happened to your awesome gif on your sig? It's not showing up for me. I see a broken image icon. :(
     
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    Stop bitching, we all know you hate the FPS genre because there is no My Little Pony FPS game.
     
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    Like hell
     
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    Isn't an actual game though, thank god.
    But then again a random brony might get ideas soon...
     
  20. MrGask

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    While I was sourcing that picture, I saw several threads on developer forums looking to make a MLP FPS a reality.
     
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    And all isometric games ain't shit
    Only good for cooking, cleaning
    and sucking dick and thats it (I said it)
     
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    We must send Batman to stop that evil plan!
     
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    FPS are shit if you play them on consoles
     
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    fumo is a faggot and his polls suck unicorn dick
     
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    As long as we have eager 12 year old kids out their who can't get enough COD because they think "OMG ITS TEH SHIT", then were stuck with seeing plenty more FPS's in the future.
     
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    I don't hate FPSs, but I hate "modern" FPSs. When I play a shooter, I want to be able to channel John Matrix and just kill the fuck out of everyfuckingthing. Fuck that tactical shit.
     
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    Its not too bad when they are 12 (other than 15 versions of the same game released each year), but fucking close to middle age dudes all worried about their shooting trophies or what make me cry.
     
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    "Tactical" implies that you are empowered to make your own solutions. From the small glimpses of Modern Duty: Call of The Battlefield I've seen, it's all "Private Smith, move foward 5 meters and kneel. The war will grind to a total standstill until you've done that. PRIVATE SMITH, DOUBLE TIME!"
     
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    First-person shooter games vary in quality as far and wide as cock size. Let's narrow it down to the ones that actually matter or once mattered: Quake III Arena, and Unreal Tournament 1999. If you want to add Quake and Quake II, fine, but subsequent UT releases were mostly abortions of the original concept due to weapon nerfing.

    If you never played these two games you cannot possibly know what you're talking about.

    We now return you to our regularly scheduled thread derailment.
     
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