Four Loko

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  1. SomeIdiot

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    i herd this gets u super drunk so im thinking its idea 4 giving to girls or elementary school kids

    but to my shock here in igloo land it only 8% and not the og 12% like in usa

    oh and it costs like 4 bux a can here wtf


    how much % is it where u live ?
     
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    We don't get Four Loko in Failstralia.
    Pity me.
     
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    that's just a few sucky thinks we share living in commonwealth countries that suck :(
     
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    It taste like motor oil and your shit will turn green
     
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    soy un vago de mierda....
    here in jersey it cost like 2 or 3 bucks and it's true, fucks you up really quick , I don't like the taste, but kids drink it because it cheap and do the trick ,a couple of these and you will be fine but after the third one you will black out for sure.
     
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    $2.25 a can plus tax at most gas stations and quickie marts here. Honestly mixing Redline concentrate with Cisco or MD 20/20 works better and tastes better.
     
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    Are you really going to advocate bumwine in here?
     
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    Problem? :trollface:
     
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    Or, we could make pruno, mix it with Redline concentrate and drink it.
     
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    stop the bumwhine

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    There is a reason the San Francisco Encyclopedia Dramatica "Fight Club" is known as the Frisco Cisco.
     
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    12% and 2 for 5. That new coconut shit is good.
     
  15. SomeIdiot

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    whats a "frisco cisco"
     
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    4 LOKO is horrible. I tried it during a drunken stint in Las Vegas. Granted, the taste of sweaty titties and blow might've influenced the taste a bit, but still.
     
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    that shit is nasty.


    pound two and youre pretty toasted, though.

    thats the trick though, drinking one is bad enough.


    your best bet is not be a broke bastard, and buy beer and drink it like everyone else.


    leave four lokos, MD/20-20, tilts, sparks, and all that other horrid shit to the spics and niggers.
     
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    i drank the fruit punch one last nite and it was the most horribleest thing ever

    i ended up vomiting blood colour foam
     
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    As usual... so?
     
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    i like the can .. so i automatically thought if the can looks nice n pretty the contents inside will be at least dcent

    way below sub par, i will never drink it ever again

    i would rather drink ronny's piss mixed with rubbing alcohol
     
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    Id rather gulp down Thunderbird then some antifreeze as a chaser than drink 4loko
     
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    Try turpentine.
     
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    Lock this thread. Four Loko doesn't have caffeine any more. It sucks balls now.
     
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    If you're going to buy some niggerdrink, please do it right. These are 2 for $5 even in the extortionary inflation of the Philly burbs. They also don't taste like shit, unlike Hurricane which are 2 for $4 where I live.

    As far as I know, it's the only malt liquor to have a rating higher than 60 from the bros
    http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/257/718