Found something out about myself..

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  1. Stephen

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    Guys, I hate to say this, but a little while ago, while talking to my dad, it turns out I'm a very small % black, what does this make me?

    The % is really, really small, but its still there, so...... what should I do now?
     
  2. Willidarski

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    NIGGER
     
  3. Stephen

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    Yea, as if I didn't feel bad nuff already, thanks, I'm gonna go become an emo black now
     
  4. Willidarski

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    bye nigger.
     
  5. Voodeuxfy

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    Depends, do you show symptoms of Niggeritus?
    -Do you have a love for big shiny rims on a crappy 1980's Honda Civic?
    -Do you have an unsateable urge to eat fried chicken?
    -Do you download crappy rap songs?
    -If you cut yourself, do you bleed Kool-Aid?
    And finally,
    -Do you say "Nigga" every 5 words at the most?

    Honestly, the best case scenario is that you are a carrier of this disease, so eventually, you will have to be purged.
     
  6. Stephen

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    Mang Nigga, I be eatin them chikkinz nigga, 'specially with them kool-aidz nigga.. Soulja boi is mah nigga homeboy, we eat watermelonz together nigga!
     
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    might as well just off yourself..
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  8. Stephen

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    An hero?
     
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  10. Stephen

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    FREE STUFF?!
     
  11. Voodeuxfy

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    Niggeritus is a mutation of AIDS. Looks like you have AIDS anyway.
     
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    You'll have to start working for free on my plantation.
     
  13. Stephen

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    YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME!
     
  14. Harpoons

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    Kill yourself.
     
  15. Seku

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    dun let dem h8rs get u down we niggas gotta stick 2gethor, k. beat these dam ccrackas down.
     
  16. Esther Nguyen

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    YOU ARE A NIGGER AND NIGGERS RAPE WHITE WIMMINS AND THEREFORE YOU ARE AN RAPIST BY DEFAULT
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  18. Stephen

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    I have no regrets..
     
  19. Voodeuxfy

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    PROCEED WITH THE LYNCHING!
     
  20. Esther Nguyen

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    PUT THE NOOSE ON HIS NECK AND HANG HIM FROM THE TOP OF THAT BIG ASS BUILDING IN DUBAI~ DESU
     
  21. Stephen

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    No u
     
  22. Esther Nguyen

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  23. Stephen

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    Where do you get those desu pics, anyway?
     
  24. Esther Nguyen

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    I black out when I desu. I use to take medicine for it
     
  26. Stephen

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    Allergic to Desu? You have failed.
     
  27. Baya Rae 4900

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    Distillation of the bloodline can prove useful and harmful. On one hand you'd have a genetically predisposed immunity to certain disease and on the other hand you'd be genetically predisposed to be a blight upon humanity. Tough call.
     
  28. KimmoAlmPhoenix

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    Yes there is hope if you side with African immigrants, work hard and no affirmative action, and are the type of black people who actually say "they don't like black people from the projects", and join in riots that the liberal media won't report with the African immigrants against the welfare blacks in massive nigger slaughter, and prefer to hang out with upper class white people instead of the "African Americans". Perhaps that small percentage of Negroid in you is from pre-Atlantic slave trade genes and no "entitlement complex genetic disorders" are a part of it.

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  29. Jacob

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    Ill go tie the rope to the tree.
     
  30. LIL LOC ANIMOSITY

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    CAN I AT LEAST TIE THE OTHER END 'ROUND HIS NECK?