FORESKIN SMELL

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  1. ASSBLONKER

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    HELO

    WHEN I DONT SHOWER MY DICK ACQUIRES A PUTRID STENCH SECOND TO A STALE ROTTING SALMON DIPPED IN A JAR OF DONKEY CUM

    THEN I HAVE 2 SCRUB THE CHEES FROM MY COCK HEAD LIKE STEVE URKEL

    HOW TO GET NICE SMEL
     
  2. Bottom Feeder

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    Don't do it, cheese neck be more classy.
     
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    I have no foreskin,so i can't help you.
     
  4. CallMeMaggot

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  5. Manicute

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    Awww, it's dat for me <3, u r such romanticfaggot *hugs*

    xoxo
     
  6. lulzbomb

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    MY EYES OMG MY EYES !!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
     
  7. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Hard to say since my cock never gets cheese and never had it for over a decade.
    but first advice is to wash your cock every time you have a shower.
    and also to shower every day.
     
  8. Bottom Feeder

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    I only shower when I know Im going to get laid, water is a precious resource.
     
  9. CallMeMaggot

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    so...

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  10. toxicmaniac

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    So you've never showered in your life.
     
  11. Bottom Feeder

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    Call me an ambientalist.
     
  12. ExplosiveDiareah

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    SMELLS LIKE POO
    *random pic of Sonichu*
     
  13. CallMeMaggot

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    yeah, sure you can feel the "ambient" around you...
     
  14. ExplosiveDiareah

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    Cover up the smell of Crotch Capers.
    I hate swamp ass, anybody ever experienced it? if you ever visit the tropics you WILL KNOW swampass.
     
  15. Bottom Feeder

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    I shower before I masturbate too, cuz da cheeze gits in mah way. Then I grow some moar smegma.

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