Forbes Magazine subtly discusses that "Its Happening!"

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    http://www.forbes.com/sites/ralphbe...ecurity-its-time-for-a-national-conversation/


    So if you don't like my answers about what is happening in America that doesn't involve Caesar Obama, Zionists, Lizard People, and religious prophecy being fulfilled, here is the other argument.
     
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    You know what they'll never be able to defend themselves against? Mufuggin' IED's.

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    I like the way you think.

    Cute Sig @Dr. Rice, where did you get it?
     
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    Its amazing that America can buy 1.6 billion bullets (which can't come cheap.) but can't find the money to save its ailing education system/NASA/housing.
     
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    Do you really think that the United States government can't find any money? Do you believe this sequester nonsense is anything more than a gimmick? Only in America were we can call expanding the federal budget as belt tightening (which is what is happening this year).
     
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    But where is the money coming from?
     
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    Or from the Punic Circle.
     
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    The Federal Reserve prints out money called (fiat currency, meaning it is worth money because they say so) and then charge interest to our government and profit off of it. Supposedly this profit is suppose to go back to the government, but that is quite laughable.
     
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    Oh goody, so your economy should be getting close to being Zimbabwe level fucked?
     
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    Zimbabwe has like $200 in the bank. America is overdrawn by a couple trillion dollars.
     
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    /pol/ is a healthy synthesis of libertine totalitarian values until Jews and SRS raiders ruin the calm between fascists and libertarians.
     
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    You are now diagnosed with PTSD. Post-induced Traumatic Stress Disorder, due to reading too many shitty posts.

    And my mother was an English whore. Other than that, pretty accurate.
     
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    so then we know what happened to scumhook.
     
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    What did he tell her?
     
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    I thought PTSD stood for Person That Sucks Dicks. Or Part Time Sangria Drinker. Or People Touching Slimy Dildos. Or Please Terminate Stupid Dagos. Or Pants Tickle Sensitive Dicks. Or Party Time Stupid Douchebags. Or Poop Tastes So Delicious. Or Palin Takes South Dakota. Or Pain Teaches Self Discipline.

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    you're comparing me to one of the most bad ass member of the X-men and a guy who is swimming in mutant pussy.

    Thank:awesome:

    For a minute their I thought you were going to insult me.