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  1. Thayora

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    I love your titties so much.

    They are soft and milky.

    They make sexy round balloons when you squeeze them together.

    They make me feel like I lost my virginity by staring at them.

    When I see them it's like they look right at me.

    They call out to me all the time.

    I want to see you jiggle them.

    I want to suck your titty endings like a baby.

    I wanna fuck them, and cum on each side.

    It is 4:37 EST. and I still want to titty fuck you.

    At 4:38 EST. I am fapping.

    At 4:40 EST. I cum.

    At 10:46 EST. Still need tittyfuck.Cock is hard for your tits.
     
  2. CocaineInMyBrain

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  3. Edgeworth

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    I don't like that at all.
     
  4. CocaineInMyBrain

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    dddudee what ?
     
  5. Edgeworth

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    Fucking bugs.
     
  6. DocEvil

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    *smahses* the bug

    smahs

    someone smash
     
  7. CocaineInMyBrain

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    holly shit guys im freaking out here.
     
  8. Stephen

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    Lolwut?
     
  9. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    2011 Faggot of the Year

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    I'm the shitposter around here, not you. faggot.
     
  10. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'l glad you're aware of it.
     
  11. Negi Springfield

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    Self awareness is good.

    Very good.
     
  12. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    So you're aware that you're ugly?
     
  13. Stephen

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    That was harsh Emily.
    (I lol'd)
     
  14. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm always harsh, but he can go ahead and return my favor anytime he wants to.
     
  15. Stephen

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    Even in Bed?
     
  16. Negi Springfield

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    Quite painfully aware.

    I've made a kind of peace with it though.
     
  17. Stephen

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    Don't worry Negi, just cuz you're ugly doesn't mean you're any less of a man. Except for the fact that no girl will ever touch you, ever. Which will cause your balls to suffer from underuse and fall off forevar.

    But other than that, nothings changed.
     
  18. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    That's very good.
    I only go to bed to sleep. I have to idea what you are talking about?
     
  19. SuperSpecialSuperStar

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    stop being mean to negger springfield you cunts
     
  20. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I'm equally mean to everybody
     
  21. Stephen

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    Well, if you're always harsh, wouldn't you be harsh while trying to sleep also? I can see you tearing the head off of a teddy bear or some shit in your sleep.
     
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    faggot, GTFO
     
  23. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    I dream about ponies.
     
  24. Stephen

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    What about ponies?
    I bet those 'ponies' are fiery ponies from hell that trample over fields of flowers, burning all in their path.

    This is just how I see you.
     
  25. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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  26. Stephen

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    I see... k, I understand now, you're not sadistic while sleeping, yes?
     
  27. Emily

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    BANNED LOL

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    Nope, I'm never sadistic, I'm just harsh.
     
  28. Stephen

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    Okay, I believe you.
    (No I don't.)
     
  29. Xero

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    JESUS CHRIST ITS A TIGER GET IN THE CAR

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