footlongs or bacon strips?

Discussion in 'Food, Drugs & Alcohol' started by carcinologist, Aug 5, 2011.

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footlongs or bacon strips

  1. footlongs

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  2. bacon strips

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  1. carcinologist

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    footlongs taste nmnomomnomnonmnonmnonm
     
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    heheheheheehh you said footlong.
     
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    exactly.
     
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    footlongs are delicious

    .....as long as they aren't black and have flavored lubricant
     
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    ikr, im tired of these dry black dix getting in my nouth.
     
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    uhhh, interesting?
     
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    Almost as interesting as the time I sailed to the top of Candyland State Hill and spat on the ground of Forever Sky until I was out of Semen and applesauce.
     
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    Well, after that, we flew down on our enchanted Jesus of Canada, but before we could get to the Base of the Hill's Penis, a big pussy cat stole our hookers, so we ran after them in our convertible.
     
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    ill take a footlong dick if im in the mod *shrugs shoulders*
     
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    you should cencor the dicks with dicks that are then cencored with moar dicks