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  1. xcalibur201

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    since its the article of the now...

    who else watches it? naturally, everything that exists gets ridiculed here, but it really is a great sport.
     
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    ^lol

    well in all fairness, the Packers did dominate during the season, and this is hard gay chat.
     
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    I am British, so I am not able to formulate a valid opinion on this overtly homosexual sport. I like real football, though.
     
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    both are gay
     
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    Someone got picked last in Physical Education.
     
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    Gridiron is basically a pussified version of Rugby. Americans play sport like they wage war: with a shitload of armour and no balls.
     
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    And they can't even think of good names. Or sensible ones.
     
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    Lulz your right
     
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    I watch soccer sometimes. Handegg? Nah
     
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    Please call it by its real name. Not the stupid made-up bullshit name the Americans came up with when they stole ours.
     
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  13. Thayora

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    Okay yes, football.
     
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    I'm glad we could clear that up. You may return to whatever it was you were doing.
     
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    West Ham FTW
     
  16. TheDude2894

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    I root for Leeds.
     
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    So your one of those northern inbreds XD. Leeds are pretty shit though
     
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    I just root for them because my roommate does and I don't really pay attention to that league.
     
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    You follow Premier?
     
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    Nah. to me Championship>Premier League.
     
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    Well, fuck you too, tosser. Didn't West Ham get the shite kicked out of them in Premier?
     
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    "Ooh Tim Tebowe," a fan-fiction:

    TT: Denver, I am here now.

    TT: And I am playing quite mediocre, and also my #15 jersey is blowing?

    Fat Fan: Oh Mr. Tebowe oooooh! ~swoon~

    FF: Lets do it!

    TT: No!

    TT: But I wish to tell you about my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, because I am saving my virginity for Him!

    JC: We'll do it right now!

    TT: Yes!

    JC: And God will double team with me! *gaze*

    Meanwhile, in a 20 mile radius of this event:

    Fans creaming themselves over Tim Tebowe. "TEBOWE!"

    The NFL players acknowledging they are gay. "TEBOWE!"

    It was amazing. The end.
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    rugby has different rules. from what I've seen, it seems like a mix between futbol/soccer and handegg/football. it doesn't have the same strategy or gameplay.

    and all the padding and armor is so football players can tackle as hard as they can while minimizing injury. its still a very rough and aggressive sport.

    I could put forward an argument about why its one of the best sports ever invented, but it seems that the majority here are either britfags/eurofags, or not into sports.

    also, go USA
     
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    Like I said: armour and no balls.
     
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    injuries just get in the way of the game. even with the armor and pads, they still happen.
     
  26. TheDude2894

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    You're a tosser too.
     
  27. xcalibur201

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    I speak the truth.

    also, there was a lot of anti-american bias at the last World Cup.
     
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    Handegg is for faggots. I only watch soccer
     
  29. TheDude2894

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    Which one?
    For the last time, it's FOOTBALL.
     
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