Foods you hate.

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  1. Maria M

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    Shellfish. Hate the texture.
    Regular fish is fine and sushi is <3
     
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    Grapefruits are shit i hate them. They look like massive oranges but they suck. Eating a grapefruit is like brushing your teeth, washing it out with listerine and then drinking a glass of orange juice, except the aftertaste stays in your mouth longer.
     
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    I would have to say grapefruit is reminiscent of vodka orange juice.
     
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    That's a bodybuilding thing. Dat proteit shit.. :anhero:

    Total agreement on the the cookie dough.. :rolleyes: And raw stuff.. i don't like some kinds of raw fish, all sushi ain't bad tho. Another thing i don't like is stuff that tastes like cum.. :D
    like Maté, or motherfucking Dill...

    :vomit:

    And don't get me started on some of those "specialites".. :eek:
     
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    Lobster and brussels sprouts, especially not together.
     
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    I practically hate any kind of melon, but most in particularly that of Watermelon. Tried tasting it before, I fucking hated it.
     
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    Watermelon, if it has some nice red pulp is sweet and I like it.
    Melon is not even that sweet, it's like munching water to me. eugh.

    I do not like vegetables or meat when just served boiled.
    They're better steamcooked and served with some sauce (pinzimonio,horseradish sauce,tuna sauce and so on).
     
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    Mayonnaise. If youve ever seen someone cut open, subcutaneous fat looks exactly the same.
     
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    I seriously cannot eat grits without involuntarily gagging.
     
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    That's the thing. Fruit is suppose to taste sweet, not like fucking water.
     
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    If that's the case, then explain tomatoes.
     
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    Mushrooms make me gag more than cock.
     
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    Sounds like u two have never eaten fresh fruit. Both melons and tomatoes are sweet and delicious if harvested off the vine. The stuff most people find at market is picked before ripening so it doesnt spoil in transit.
     
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    - grits (It's a fucking joke if you have to add all the flavor to your "food" that initially has NONE)
    - gourds in general... i.e. squash, eggplant, zucchini... stuff is bitter to me and makes me barf, literally
    - brussel sprouts - Yeah, you're not getting rid of that smell, especially when it makes you shit around the house
    - twinkies - Fuck, those things are like eating processed transition metals
     
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    I don't believe I've actually answered here, so all in all, I eat essentially anything, except for raw broccoli or cauliflower. I can eat them steamed just fine, but raw is a different story just due to their unfavorable texture.
     
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    Spam. Tried to eat it a few times, but it's so bad.
     
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    brussel sprouts, mushrooms(although if its already in the dish and is made for me i will eat them it)bananas, the rest i can think of i don't hate just prefer not to eat
     
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    Kebab meat. It's like flour, salt and grease. If you eat it, you probably fund muzzies and bearded bandits.
    Also fuck potatoes in any form.

     

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    Fuck off you retarded cunt. Nothing better than a kebab or souvlaki after a night out on the piss.
     
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    So, you are ignorantly supporting kebab trafficking döner lords. I have eaten good ke'baps a bit. But because I've had the cheap flour-esque nonsense too many times, I cursed this Hittite health food to the lowest pits of sewer system.
     
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    Your culinary wizardry is shameful.
     
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    No, I'm fully aware of the ramifications of my support for them, faggot.
     
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    Kebab is culinary wizardry if you can barely bang two rocks together in a cave and cook an animal impaled by your spear.
     
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    You'd best step off, nigger.

    Nobody messes with my gnocchi, chips and fries. Except my dietician.
     
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    I was trained by the worlds greatest chefs whilst living with wolves and fighting my friends to the death.. and being left for dead.
    Bibimbap is possibly my current favorite dish... so cool your tongue my little kore-ant fruitcake and realize that kebab may be reckless, but when you are shitfaced it is a blessing.
     
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    Picky appetites are for the worse kind of whiny bitches, your mother should have spared cuting the sandwich crust and slit your throat.
     
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    Lisssen dude, I only have hatred for kebab and potatoes. I've eaten cow tongue, eyeballs, various intestines, rotten fish and a fuck ton of various bugs. I prefer them all over kebab, except maybe cockroaches.

    tl;dr: fuck kebabs once more
     
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    Hey Newfriend.. what country are you in?
     
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    Finland, maybe the kebab is shit just here. Germoney has better kebab and also currywurst everywhere.
     
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    Sour Cream
    Horseradish is what I imagine dick cheese tastes like if you concentrated it
    That faggot bullshit black licorice that nobody likes but still somehow is everywhere
    Cheap olives
    The shitty salsa they sell at wal mart