Floridah, now self-aware, claims it's first kill

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  1. Call me Tim
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  2. Call me Tim

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    Damn that's a terrible way to die.
     
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    Florida's version of skynet is a wet sucking hole in the ground.


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    The dude was in his 80s, dying in a wet sucking hole was prolly the best he could hope for.
    I mean he was prolly hoping it would be the hole of a crack addled stripper at the gentleman's club, but hey, elderly beggers can't be chosers
     
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    i'm sure the guy was out cold before any water came gushing out so maybe he died in a big wet death dream.

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    Click bait.

    If Florida was self-aware it would become a massive sink hole and take the entire population out.
     
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    WTF is an 89 year old doing driving?
     
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    Hahahahahah. That had to be intentional.
     
  12. George

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    Just like how there's a minimum driving age, there should be a maximum. 85+ year olds should not be on the road.
     
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    As long as it can't speak.. I'm ok with that.
     
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    I hear you, George. just like there ought to be a maximum age for politicians. There comes a time when you just can't effectively relate to the modern world by yourself anymore...
     
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    It's Florida tho, it'll probably find a way to speak. It'll sound like an eldritch horror.
     
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    Who are you even?
     
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    That is truly a question that not even I can answer.
     

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