Florida Man Can Shank You With Both Hands Tied Behind Back

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  1. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    @Das tell us more about how wild Jersey is along with your fondness for being stretched out by stallions.
    Sauce
     
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  2. Lyle

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    So what did the cops tell him? "Hands behind your head!" ? "Feet behind your head!"? "He's armed, shots fired!"?
     
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    How in the actual fuck do you get stabbed by an unarmed man?
     
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    Used his feets. Srsly, he stabbed em with scissors held by his homeless tootsies.
     
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    Sean Connery lost both of his arms for participating in the finno-ugric meme war. His head is so swollen as he's trying to build a house to live in, using only his head to hammer the nails in.
     
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    That's a pretty kinky footjob even by Miami standards.
     
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    I know, but how do you even let that happen? It's a Monty Python sketch IRL.
     
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    Floridians are a funny race, they stab with their feet and fuck with their face
     
  9. AmbrJones Wickenshire

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    Are you implying that people don't like getting face fucked?
     
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    Hey, I don't like being stretxhed out by stallions. I want to be stretched out by anime girls.
     
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    Fuck gun control, we need Florida control.
     
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    This can be done under environmental pretenses, cut off their air conditioning and they'll scatter like roaches
     
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    Don't you mean "scatter like palmetto bugs?"
     
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    ruck off cunt
     
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    god damn! I thought the loser playing nintendo with his feet was over-coordinated.....can you imagine what this guy could do in an ass kicking contest? :eek:
     
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