Florida: I piss on your kiss! *HISS*

Discussion in 'News' started by AbeWallard, May 18, 2017.

  1. AbeWallard

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    Lesson learned, Florida man: Never French-kiss a @snæk

    Love bites
     
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    I fully endorse French kissing snakes.
     
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    Even if it didn't bite, kissing a snake is fucking stupid. They're all slithery and shit
     
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    Hey! Snakes aren't slithery! They're smooth, cool and muscular! Like an oiled-up bodybuilder in a plastic suit, but totally dry.
     
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    danzig already wrote a song about this
     
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    Fuck off you intolerant bigot
     
  9. Korokke

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    It should have bit the tip off his dick off tbh.