Flight 9525 Audio Sketch (Voice actors/Audio guys wanted)

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  1. gizmo01942
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    I wrote what I believe to be the transcript of Germanwings Flight 9525's Cockpit Voice Recorder and would like to produce it as an audio sketch, but my fake german accent is terrible and I'm only one person, and also there are people here who I know from experience are good with Audacity anyway, so I'm seeking volunteers. You can read my script here or in the quotes below.

    Feel free to play with the dialog, I'm open to suggestions for improvement. It could also be much longer.
     
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    The entire time both pilots were completely silent. It's actually eerie. At the very last moment people realized they were going to die the black box picked up screaming and thumping of the door. But the pilot in the cockpit was just breathing.
     
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    I'll see if I can have a go at it sometime soon. Just need to retrain my voice acting a little.
     
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    Ugh never mind. Apparently the locked out pilot tried the intercom to reach the pilot demanding entrance. Holy crap that must be terrifying way to die. I am going to have nightmares.
     
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    Lol someone tweeted on CNN that he had a bad break up with his gay lover.
     
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    Hence, why he was masturbating and why the officials are covering it up. If it's revealed that a gay pilot accidentally crashed a plane because he couldn't control his lust, they might stop trusting gays to fly planes, and that's a fight the ZOG doesn't want to have.
     
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    Got this from a friend of mine. It starts out strong and has great moans, but both voices sound the same and he sounds like he's stoned at the end when both are supposed to be increasingly panicked.
    http://puu.sh/gR3CU/a1f0a194c3.wma
     
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    Is there an audiofile somewhere in there? Because I'm only getting lots of code when I open it.
     
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    I think that the germans wanted to show that not only can they holocaust hard but they can jihad hard too.

     
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    You have to do "Save page as" in firefox (and possibly other browsers too) because for some reason it doesn't recognize wma files as audio files.
     
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    When it's time to set a new "Thread of the Now" on the front page I'll try to remember to put this thing on there and maybe you'll get some takers.
     
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    Yeah I've been working a little on your friends audio and it's still a turd, but it's a turd sprinkled with a little love and glitter now. Will upload in a couple days when it's a little more polished.
     
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    Here, let me write the script:

    ALLAHU AKBAR TAKBIR!

    There, script written, go away.
     
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    Wonderful.
     
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